Magic Vending Machine!

You get hot cheeze blasted at yo' face.


I insert Hentai

 

you get hit with crayons.


I insert a screwdriver

 

you get four packets of noodles.

I insert a pumpernickel.

 

You get a nickel


I insert dance

 

You get dance dance revolution

I unplug the magic vending machine and insert it's power cord

 

you get the universe destroyed in s paradox

i insert all of romu watching hentai

 

You get fapping, and tentacles.

I insert a rejection letter.

 

you get a sobbing whiny person

i insert the act of fapping

 

You get suspicious sauce.

I insert a Uni acceptance letter.

 

u get into harvard

i wish i could skip college and not fail at life

 

you get a piece of paper that cays 'Wish in one hand; shit in the other, and let us know which one fills up first'

I insert an a apology

 

you get half a cup of forgiveness

i insert my previous wish hopefully

 

You get a giant risk (it's getting harder to be successful without a college degree)

I insert bad advice.

 

You get punched in the face

I insert a dead Nex

 

You get a doll action figure of a robot.

I insert a cigar.

 

u get lung cancer

i insert a doctor for you

 

You get Mouse M.D.

I insert House M.D.

 

You get raped.

I insert a magical vending machine(somehow it fits)

 

You get a wallet-sized picture of a black hole.

I insert a wallet-sized picture of a black hole.

 

You get a blackhole that sucks you up.

I insert DaSiofthra's suffocated dead body