Magic Vending Machine!

You get a chicken and a necktie.

I insert a car engine.

 

You get a broken Ferrari.

I insert my Layton doll.

 

You get an action figure.

I insert the magic vending machine's blueprints.

 

And in return you the blueprints of the magic school bus.

I insert 65 cent and a hobo's left sock.

 

You get a cardboard sign that says something about 'god-given gift of voice'

I insert a postage stamp.

 

you get my john handcock (no sex pun intended...or is it...nah, it's not)

I insert taco bell and a person who hates taco bell (I had to use the broom and effort to fit that through LOL)

 

You get a divorce.


I insert snow

 

You get a shovel.

I insert Atacama Desert.

 

You get dessert instead.

I insert a lame pun.

 

You get a cell phone.

I insert Paranoia^.

 

You get me.


I insert a Pez dispenser with 3 cherry candies inside.

 

You get 3 cherry Pez.

I insert you.

 

You get Misae giving you a noogie.

I insert Shiro

 

you get a white yarn

i insert a coin

 

you get street fighter coming to life in your house

i insert a video of a cute guinea pig i want

 

You got a farm full of the pigs you want! (how the f*ck does that fit in there?)

I insert the old days of RomU, when DS roms were downloadable

 

you get happiness

I insert debt

 

You get bankruptcy.

I insert 2 US pennies

 

you get 1 US pennies

I insert mermaid scale

 

you get sailor hat.

I insert a frozen pizza