Magic Vending Machine!

You get a rubber shield.

I insert Bill Gates.

 

you get Steve Jobs

I insert water

 

You get lava blasted at your face.


I enter a paper containing a mixture of Japanese and Chinese characters

 

You get a Korean essay.

I insert a Pokemon Trading Card.

 

You get 3 Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

I insert a cigar.

 

You get a fire.

I insert Luke's body.

 

You get Darth Vader

I insert nothing

 

You get ...

I insert Samus.

 

You get boobs all over your face.

 

you get nothing. (cheapskate)

I insert a straw.

 

The machine spits out a straw that stabs your face.

I insert a cinamon roll with zombie infected turtles on it while there drinking a pepsi can and they have tic tacs in there mouth

 

you get ADD medicine.

I insert a can of Coke.

 

You get pepsi spilled on your face.

I insert a picture of doing the elephant dance

 

You get trampled.

I insert a 2-dollar bill, face down.

 

You got a face-up Blue-eyes White Dragon... in attack position!

I insert my "special place"!

 

You get a nightmare!

I insert the number 2.

 

You get a 5.

I insert an 'adult' betamax movie

 

You get a gay 'adult' betamax movie

I insert fire

 

you get a dragon countiously breething fire around you and hits you

i insert home heat calagas bottle

 

you get a recycling center

I insert hentai