Magic Vending Machine!

u get a penis

i insert you

 

you get your mom

i insert a motorcycle

 

You get a helmet

I insert my car

 

you get a prius

i insert toenail clippings

 

You get a fungus

I insert foot powder

 

you get tenactin

i insert a pokemon

 

you get a digimon

i insert a fishing rod

 

You get a Gon.
I insert a triforce.

 

You get Zelda

I insert Link

 

you get weapons

I insert a minish

 

You get a cap

I insert fork

 

you get screwdriver

i insert ezlo

 

You get a red-underline spell check fail.

I insert a white/gold-trimmed cowboy hat.

 

u get a helmet

i insert a bike

 

You get a bell

I insert a small blue cat by the name of Happy

 

You get a small red dog that goes by the name of Depressed.

I insert a nut...

 

You get a nut cracker.[No, not a nutcracker.A nut craker.]

 

you get...NOTHING!

i insert nothing *hits machine*

 

You get shot.

I insert shorts.

 

you get cool kids clothes

i insert firework