Magic Vending Machine!

you get a door

I insert a knife

 

you get a rambo knife
(dunno teh name =p)

i insert a pepsi can

 

you get a bottle of coke

I insert gasoline

 

you get hydrogen gas
I insert the periodic table

 

you get a picnic table
I insert a dvd

 

you get a bluray disc

i insert a watch

 

u get arrested

i insert stolen TVs

 

you get a receipt
i insert receipt

 

good one XD

you get a dollar

i insert a bag

 

you get a pouch

I insert headphones

 

you get earspeakers

i insert an amp

 

you get a lamp

i insert a frog

 

You get a toad

I insert Michael Jackson

 

you get a white woman

i insert bill murray

 

you get juice

i insert billy mayes

 

You get soap

I insert deodorant

 

you get perfume

i insert silly para

 

you get a spotted cow

i insert a pen

 

u get ink

i insert a squid

 

You get fish

I insert my cat