Magic Vending Machine!

You get Ñ intendo.

I insert sins.

 

you get yourself

I insert a Hobo

 

you get a male european swimsuit model

i insert a porn star

 

....turned porn star.

I insert a spider web.

 

You get Spider Man

I insert Dr. Phils chopped off head

 

u get 40 live dr.phylis-es all talking at once trapping u in ur room

i insert 2 girls 1 cup

 

You get a reaction video of some poor unfortunate person unlucky enough to watch.

I insert SANTA CLAWS.

 

u get a face full of what looks like snow

i insert snow

 

You get a snow angel; sans cold arms and legs.

I insert irnoy.

 

u get a funny picture

i insert all of RomU

 

You get the ESA warning image.

I insert my left foot.

 

u get an ass sock

 

You get pwned.
I insert your lack of a post...

 

you get a post

i insert you fapping to a burrito

 

You get a taco with unexpected sauce.

I insert an awkward silence.

 

you get a harmonica (I watched Craig Ferguson)

I insert a harmonica

 

you get a flute

I insert an egg

 

you get god

 

You get _____________.

I insert _____________.

 

you get ___________
i insert a key