Magic Vending Machine!

you get alien

I insert a manga

 

You get an English Shin Chan issue 1 Manga

I insert a christmas tree

 

you get a friggen giant non-salted pretzel.

I insert Scarlett Johansson.

 

You get a can of beer.

I insert a footlong Subway sandwich.

 

You get a quiznoz fried sub

I insert my c*ck

 

you get kick on your face

I insert reindeer

 

You get a ruined christmas

I insert pedobear

 

you get molested.

I insert Mr. T's Mohawk

 

You got a kick in the face.
I pity da' foo' who uses a magical vendin' machine!

I insert my stocking

 

You get Shin chan's Stockings.

 

Um...You get nothing. Whahahaha

I insert Spyro

 

You get purple shit.

I insert my Death Note.

 

You get scribbles on a notebook.

I insert Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

 

You got served! (from the magical vending machine)

I insert Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

You get a badass terminator-like polititian.

I insert hair.

 

you get pubic hair.

I insert the number 9

 

u get the number 69

i insert a human

 

You get emotions; gift-wrapped.

I insert nonsensical haikus written on napkins.

 

You get a used tissue

I insert a penny

 

You get Kaley Cuoco (Penny from Big Bang Theory)

I insert my hardrive.