Magic Vending Machine!

you get a keychain.

I insert a non-magic vending machine.

 

You get a Pepsi;

 

you get anal cancer for not inserting anything

i insert a pirate

 

you got ninja'ed

i insert beans

 

you get a Burrito

I insert a turtle

 

you get a koopa-paratroopa

I insert a bicentennial US quarter

 

You get googles that do nothing.

I insert Mini Ninjas.

 

you get giant samurai's

I insert my oblivion manual

 

You get a tree.

I insert my head.

 

You got a cool new hairstyle!

insertin' a disc.

 

you get a NES cart

i insert Duke Nukem

 

You get balls 0.o
i insert my pussy

 

You don't have one.

I insert my quarter.

 

offtopic: You're a pervert kid. i meant the cat

ontopic: you get your quarter back
i insert Satan

 

you get a free ticket to hell

insert your mom

 

you get my dad

I insert partycat

 

you get a hairball.

I insert my left shoe.

 

You get a left sock.

I insert my hand.

 

you get a handjob??

i insert my wii

 

You get two gamecubes duct taped together.

I insert a dog.