Magic Vending Machine!

-catches- Oww!

I insert 100 bucks.

 

you get a penny

i insert myself.

 

You get some Mud.
I insert perfection.

 

You get the opposite of perfection

I insert a doomsday machine

 

The opposite of perfection would be inperfection, I think.
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You get Halloween party hat.
I insert YOU.

 

You got ME!

I insert my foot.

 

You got a shoe.

I insert those lame orange glasses.

 

You got a super-cool pair of bright orange goggles.

I insert an OMNOMNOM face.

 

You get reap face.
I insert Don9aldo's sister.

 

You get a pirate girl

 

you get everything (becuase you sent or inserted blank

i insert my toothpick

 

You get to revive to thread

I insert a pokeball

 

you get a voltorb

I insert my laptop

 

you get nothing... I'm keeping the laptop.


I insert a small bird trapped in a cage to tell me if there is enough oxygen in the shaft

 

you get a bird whats dead and looks like a dragn bleeding lava and stuff like acid
i insert my tango(drink)

 

you get SHOCKED, machine no like liquid.

I insert a WW2-era US Steel Penny

 

you get a UK half a cater (idont know how to spell that XD

I instert a a broken venden macine

 

Vending machine wants something first.

I give it piano. Yes, it fits.

 

no it doesn't use a shrink ray

you get the corpse of mozart


I insert a memory stick

 

INCOMPATIBLE

I insert a homework.