Magic Vending Machine!

you get a vending machine

i insert 4Chan

 

You get random crap filled with porn.

I insert Simpsons.

 

you get family guy

I instert the next poster

 

And you get a anomaly in time and space, which warps EVERYTHING it and destroys utterly.

I insert Matt Groening

 

you get Seth MacFarlane

I insert a cowkie

 

you get a life vest

I insert a pencil

 

you get a pen

I inster a cat

 

You get a lawsuit from the NSPCA

I insert my MP3 player

 

You get some headphones.

I insert sonic 4.

 

You get a nod of approval from Sega and a dirty look from Nintendo

I insert a quote

 

You get some alphabet soup.

i insert a spoon.

 

You get a spork

I insert my Irish homework

 

You get a little jig

I insert my dna

 

You get a australopithecus

I insert a book

 

you get knowledge

I insert a comic book

 

you get the total destruction of traditional culture

I add revivals

 

You get everything that has ever died at the hands of a vending machine.

I insert a fucking vending machine.

Yes fucking as in a vending machine having sex.

 

You get a baby vending machine with a note saying raise him catholic , i insert a pedo bear

 

you get buckets of win... and cum

I insert a rodent shaped heart.

 

you get a swift, violent, death as PETA beats you for harming the creature that owned that heart

I insert a baseball bat and box of nails (hope someone catches it)