Magic Vending Machine!

You get the new Layton game

I insert Future Luke

 

you recieve a slap on the wrist for shoving people into vending machines

I insert a small yellow bandanna with a picture of a parakeet on it, but you can't see the parakeet because it's yellow too...

 

You get poo all over your clothes for thinking of yellow stuff a lot.

I shove in my Curriculum Vitae.

 

You get bump.

I insert BUMP FOR JOY.

 

You get wasted joyful post.

I insert a keyboard.

 

you get a mutant keyboard

I insert Banjo-Tooie game pak

 

You get a blank game pak.

I insert more bumps.

 

You get more bumps

I insert the world

 

Then you get a "get out of jail free" card.

I shove yo momma inside the vending machine.

 

You get stupid jokes.

I insert Puff The Magic Dragon.

 

You get a buffalo.

I insert a olaffub.

 

You get a olaffub's kaets.
I insert a webcam.

 

You get Chatroulette. And mystery meat.

I insert... the universe.

 

You get Bruce Lee.

I insert my hand.

 

You get Foot.

I insert a jumbo shrimp. -Time paradox-

 

You get a shumbo jrimp. -xodarap emiT-

I insert Halo Reach

 

You get Forge World, but mundane levels and an overall feel that you liked Halo 3 more.

I insert weekends.

 

You get a Htupid Soroscope...
I insert a Stupid Horoscope...

 

You get a bump.

I insert SAGE!

 

You get Fire Emblem...
I insert RomU.