Magic Vending Machine!

You get a 600 Watt shock.

I insert my finger.

 

you get my bum xD with your finger with it
i insert a T.A.R.D.I.S XD read it it dont make sence until rare XD
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You get no understanding.

I insert innovation.

 

You get a plasma screen TV. I insert a Monster Rancher mystery disk.

 

you get the ds game and a 3ds

i insert a pokemon game with loads of pokemon in the storage

ps: it said tite a.ss rare demon in space XD

 

You get missingNO. and lose all of your pokés.

I insert a teenager.

 

You get 18 years of responsability

I insert "fan death"

 

You get great wealth.

I insert a bump.

 

You get a post.

I insert a pedobear.

 

You hear a small girl scream inside the machine

I insert my ipod

 

you get ipad

me inserts a beer

 

you get a drunken hob.o whats on d0p.e :L

I instert my lucky penny (with sring tied to i :L)

 

you get a bottle cap with "lol" inscribed on the bottom

I insert my new phone

 

You get Lord Voldermort, using your phone.

I insert the last of my sanity

 

You get a sane person?

I insert a chav?

 

you get a note from the vending machine that says "What have I done to you to deserve this!!!!???"

I insert a real human heart.

 

you get a homunculus

I insert Justin Bieber...

 

You get a day dedicated to you, for saving the world from his aweful music =D

I insert a penguin.

 

You get a Empoleon
I insert my ring.

 

You get marriage.

I insert S.I.R.