Magic Vending Machine!

You get a flooded bathroom

I insert lolicon

 

You get lolipops.

I insert a pinecone.

 

You get a pineball.

I insert Ray William Johnson.

 

You get person.

I insert wittiness.

 

You get Phoenix Write, Ace Attorney.

I insert Ghost Wisperer.

 

you get a ghost.

I insert the world

 

you get me

I insert my whole arm and attempt to loot the machine

 

You get a blastoise arm.

 

... Boo.

I insert a dildo

 

You get panties.

I insert Stanleyç.

 

you get a goat

I insert a limited edition, still in the box, first edition boba fett doll...

 

you get punched in the face by some nerds

I insert a vending machine in a vending machine in a vending machine
...in a vending machine

 

You get a paradox.

I insert a guillotine.

 

you get a head on a platter i insert a nintendo sony and microsoft fanboy and press the smoothie button

 

you get a hacker

i insert South Park and Dora the explorer

 

you get soth park with spanish subtitles i insert the best thing ever (you have to guess what it it)

 

You get nothing. You lose!

I insert lady lumps.

 

You get a twig.

I insert pocket lint.

 

You get a rope.
I insert Mr. McMahon (will someone PLEASE do some research on him before answering this one?)

 

Are you talking about that WWE guy? if so...

You get a gay sweaty man in spandex.

I insert my Pokewalker