Magic Vending Machine!

you get a box
i insert a 1-up

 

You get Mario.

I insert Nothingness.

 

you get a soul
i insert Chaser

 

You get Cheesy.
I insert Melfice.

 

You get your ass kicked
i insert an AK-47

 

You get an AK-74

I insert myself.

 

You got a sandwich!

I insert Clifford the Big Red Dog...

 

You get Clifford, the Small Red Puppy.

I insert Dora! The Explorah!

 

You got a... sorry, but whatever you got was just stolen by an anthropomorphic fox...

I insert Magic Mushrooms.

 

You get to trip balls!

I insert my soul.

 

You got $5!

I insert a toy robot...

 

You get... $10!

So... My soul<Toy robot. Lose!

I insert anything I have left.

 

You got Mega Pringer Robot Z! It's Laser Guided Rockets shall bring the world to JUSTICE!

I insert a moustachio...

 

You get an epic- "Hey there! Defender of Earth: Gordon here, to give you something for your mustachio... -Hands you crappy gun-"

I insert

 

You got... BOMBARDMENT! (Translation: A spanner to the royal jewels)

I insert 5000 Xbox Achievement Points...

 

You get... Owait, your XBAWCKS Live expired. Muniez plauks!

I insert an boy! (paradox!)

 

You get a paradox[boy].

I insert NIS America.

 

You get a badge. A... DEFENDER OF EARTH BADGE!

I insert and enter button.

 

You get and delete button.

I insert fat.

 

You get me (boy) (im fat lol)

I insert a toliete stuffed up with ma p.oop and tolilete roll and stuff lol