Magic Vending Machine!

You get jazz.
I insert Saw.

 

You get torture.

I insert Harry Potter.

 

You get The Boy Who Lived.

I insert Tom Riddle.

 

You get a snaky Voldemort.

I insert pop music.

 

you get Rick rolled.

I insert Rick.

 

You get memes.

I insert MMORPGs.

 

You get JRPG's.

I insert a magic vending machine's magic content.

 

You get a soda.

I insert a Shin Megami Tensei.

 

You get Megaten.

I insert a dead Laptop.

 

You get junk.

I insert mail.

 

You get hotmail.

I insert Yahoo.

 

You get Google.

I insert Nintendo.

 

You get SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

I insert a PS3.

 

You get Xbox 360.

I insert Microsoft.

 

You get Nintendo.

I insert a Cookie and a monster made of cookies.

 

You get me.

I insert nothing.

 

You get perfection.
I insert perpective.

 

You get Edgeworth Miles.

I insert Lolicon.

 

you get white guwy stuff

i insert a pokeball

 

You get pokemans.

I insert Pedobear lolixons.