Magic Vending Machine!

you get an eruption

i insert your moms great grandmother

 

You get a skeleton.

I insert my PROMOTION.

 

You get 12 more long night-shift hours. Congratulation!

I insert a demotion!

 

You get fired.

I insert Lightining powers.

 

You get electrocution.

I insert Facebook.

 

You get a pedo.

I insert PedoDeer.

 

You get mutilated children.

I insert fuzz.

 

You get Zzuf.

I insert Multilated children.

 

You get Hypnos xD

I insert Nex.

 

You get sex.

I insert pure awsomeness.

 

You get Romulation.

I insert Corriger.

 

u get zim
i insert my master

 

You get Zim

 

u get uh
i insert UR FACE

 

You get screams.

I insert a lawnmower.

 

You get Corriger.

I insert The Corrs.

 

u gut a bloddy body
i insert myself(gir)

 

What is the Corrs?

You get devoured.

I insert a pirate.

 

I'm pretty sure The Corrs is a band.
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You get a ninja.
I inser a cellphone.

 

u get a gir clone
i insert a gir clone