Know your members:Toffee

Would you like me to close this and kick Jack in the balls until he picks somebody else?

 

As long as it's not me, sure

No one wants to know me. :

 

If there's fruit in the fridge, yup, everyday.

Nah, I'll just let this Toffee lovefest last as long as possible! >

Aww, don't be like that. I'm sure there's somebody in the universe out there who's perfect for you.

 

Probably should have done that the other way around, huh?

Also my false notion that you were a girl had nothing to do with your appearance, should that be public. "Toffee" just shouted "girl!" in my head.

 

Ino longest KYM session ever

 

Heh, if I ever get one of these imma get a name change just to screw with ya's

 

What would your penis say if your half brother turned out to be a transvestite?

Did you know that instant hand sanitizer melts down ice very quickly?

Is fruit salad really yummy yummy?

Is the hokey pokey really what it is all about?

Do you have a favorite cartoon from the nineties?

How do you go faster than the speed of light and would this allow us to go back in time?

Dum dee dum dum dum~

Popsicles, musks or gummies?

Why does everyone decline my offers of hopping in my white van and going into my basement of popsicles?

Favorite flavor?

Mary had a little lamb BUT I ATE IT!

Does the phrase "eels hips" mean anything to you?

You dig?

Hehehehehehe... Doody.

Cats, dogs, lizards, birds, turtles, tortoises, insects, arachnids or pink man eating country bumpkins with chronic diarrhea?

*makes random hand gestures*

 

What's the most annoying/ugly smilie you've ever seen.

Do you sit down when you pee?

 

Funny story actually, my gf thought it'd be cool to see if we can take a shower together and see if we can resist not having sex when we see each other naked, wet, and running our hands all over the other one's body. Naturally, I thought what she really meant was "Come here in the shower and do me NOW!"

Really?Hmm, I always thought "Toffee" was gender neutral.

Not really. The longest KYM, IIRC, was Tsukuyomi's.

Doesn't matter who you are really. We interviewed Rem when he was called Conrannex, and some people still didn't who he really was.

Honestly, to tell you the truth, I have a sneaking suspicion that he is gay.

I did not know that! Really, thanks dude for all the fun facts!

It's yummy in my tummy!

Since it is derived from an ancient dance which was created to prevent the end of the world by fire, water, and angry birds; the Hokey Pokey really is what it is all about.

Probably the earlier seasons of Pokemon, Dragonball, Dexter's Laboratory, and all the Toonami cartoons.

Going FASTER than the speed of light would allow you to go forward in time. However, through space and time manipulation, if you go NEGATIVE the speed of light, you'd be accelerating before you actually left your point in space, thus allowing you to go BACKWARDS through time. (or at least that's what some scientists believe)

Dum~

Definitely Pospsicles. You can lure more people with pospsicles.

Because people don't like white vans. That's the truth. Use a BLACK van instead! Guaranteed success.

Cookies and Cream for Ice cream, Blue for snowcones, Triple chocolate fudge overload for cakes and brownies, and Honey barbecue sauce for everything else.

I hope you remembered to shave the lamb before you ate it... right?

Is it some sort of fancy, chinese gourmet food?

Yo dawg, I dig.

Hehehehe... Doody indeed.

They all sound delicious.

*makes random faces*

Definitely the angel Smilie in YM and ANY smilie that has sound.

Only when there is poo involved.

 

Aeroplane noises. Go.

 

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I'm a stealth plane!

 

... Touché.

Candy-floss or chocolate?

 

CHOCOLATE!! CHOCOLATE!! CHOCOLATE!!

 

Bla bla?

Bla bla bla blabla?

Blablabla blabla blablablabla?

 

My name's Rico too!

 

Liar. And how did you know?

 

My whole given name is Kristoffer Rico R. V****** (last name omitted)
And I saw it in the name change thread.

 

Oh, okay?

 

Okay.

 

Your thoughts on quantum physics?

Your thoughts on euthanasia?

Your thoughts on your thoughts?

Your thoughts on my thoughts?

Your thoughts on these repetitive questions?

Bow chica wow wow chica wow wow...

Are elephants knees tastey?

Is cheese not are very fragrent but good up the shizangaroony?

I sat a geeko on the toilet.

I kicked my own face with a cat, how did I accomplish this magnifiscent feat?

http://www.damnlol.com/cant-argue-with-that-1160.html Can you argue with this amazing logic?

Did you know your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself?

*yawn* I'm tired. \(~o~)/

Yadda yadda yadda, monkeys are cheeky, blah blah blah, turtles are slow, zZzZzZzZzZzZzzz, stereotypes are fun.

Are you a vegetable hawker?

If not, would you like to be?

Yellow, dodo dodo do do, oh blue blue blue blue blue, you are my orange puuuurple and now it's time to go~