Know your members:Toffee

Would you prefer I ask a lot of questions?

Did you miss me?

I like wood because it's hard and- Wait, did that come out right?

John, Richard or Dick?

Did you know that Doxycycline Hydrochloride is good for colds?

Can I have fifty bucks?

Did you know I am the toothfairy?

You make the internet fun... Now that I've wooed you with my compliments, would you please give me some strychine?

Would you rather be beaten to death by a shoe, or eaten alive by a carrot?

Are you afraid to do the cha cha?

Are you closer to being a masochist or sadist?

 

Are you ever gonna get around to replying to these posts?

 

fave car?

what bag are yuu using?

whats the colour of your cupboard

how often do yuu go to the movies?

fave singer?

what phone are yuu using?

what chair are yuu sitting on?

do yuu iron your clothes?

washing machine or hand wash?

 

Damn, miss a few days and I come back to this!?
Well, let's get cracking!

Why jou so spanish eh, gringo?

If you can put ñ in your sentence, it's good spanish.

I think Chuggington would kick that little blue pussy engine any day of the week.

YES! I'm very jelly of you right now.

It's stickiness is due to its cohesive and adhesive strength between its molecules. And Yes, it would make the best source engine ever created.

Its actually the green brick's bastard child with the purple brick.

As far as I can tell, yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Ye be a scallywag, but ye ain't neutral, as far as me ol' peg leg can carry me.

Right...

I look at them. Really, just stare right at them until they look at me...

Nope. I'm on summer vacation now.

Not yet. Just wait a little while longer.

Mostly RPGs. I'm also a HUUUGGE Zelda fan.

In Chicago.

To fulfill my primary mission: To ensure the survival of John Conner and Adrian Bruster.

Nah, not really. I find his eagerness to be gay with me very flattering.

Because he senses you are gay inside.

Remnoca.

I actually like Navi.

Told ya.

I believe he skipped class that day to go skipping in the field of daisies.

Not at all. Finally! Another Navi fan! Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey!

I believe we should send all of the milkmen to the moon. Right Now. Really.

I don't know you and I don't care what happens to you or your family... You're right! It IS easier to understand!

I didn't watch the whole thing, but after seeing that, It makes me want to play Psychonauts now.

Even brighter than the moon moon moon...
That's ok. I found it after a few hours of searching, it was "El-Hazard: The magnificent Kingdom" You should watch it. Both the OVA and the TV version. You'll like it.

Because normal is relative and only exists in theory.

Not if i eat yuu first! >.<

The first one. only because you can spell POWA!! with it.

Yeppers. I like to put blueberries or ham and cheese in my waffle.

DANCE!!.. for about 30 seconds, then spend the rest of the night sitting down.

Yes. It tickles my brain to come up with an answer just as silly and wonderful as the question.

Frankly yes. It's always refreshing to have a back-and-forth with an individual who shares the same level of insanity as I.

It came out goood..

Richard first, then Dick, finally John.

I did not know that. I learned something today!

Sure!... can I borrow fifty bucks?

Really!? Why didn't you give me a dollar for that broken fang I put under my pillow when I was 5? I worked REAL hard pulling that out of my cat's mouth you know!

You make it fun too, that's why I shall give you Strychnine, along with he rest of the songs from The Sonics.

Surely, I won't survive being ingested by a carrot, so I'd take being beaten to death by a shoe. Hopefully the shoe won't use any hard weapons while beating me.

No. I lika.. do.. the cha cha...

Definitely a sadist. I don't like receiving pain, but I enjoy inflicting it on others.

What!? I'm replying to it right now!

A flying one.

A messenger bag I got (stole) from a hospital gift shop.

Brown.

Not that often sadly, at most I get to go to the movies 3 maybe four times a year.

Bamboo. He's a filipino singer and one of the reasons why I started singing in the first place.

A Nokia 5230 Nuron.

A hard chair... my butt hurts.

Only if I go to a party, the rest of the time, my clothes look like wrinkly skin.

I hand washed my clothes when I was 6 till I was 12. Then I upgraded to a washing machine.

 

Where have you been for the past few days? >:'O

What is your favourite method of transportation?

If you could pick any three superpowers, what'd they be?

You meet a genie who offers you three wishes in exchange for a blowjob. Would you do it and what would you wish for? You can't wish for more wishes.

Did you ever have sea monkeys? They freaked me out... =_=

 

Sorry, I only accept human teeth and nothing but... Well I do collect the occasional Narwhal tooth... And vomit, thems good smellin'.

Aye i5 az insanez as yo0?

Ever played Vampire Bloodlines: The Masquerade? If not, it's good and you should try it.

If the mans milk is delicious and the average male pornstars "milk" is supposedly delicious, then what in the hell are we all eating pocky for?

You haz street credz?

I roll with five gangs, all of which are rivals of eachother... Want to know how I managed to make them all pick up the soap?

Could you please pick up the soap?

Ever been to prison?

Are you looking at me?

Wanna dance... Punk?!

You feeling lucky... Punk?!

Like Clint Eastwood?

Like Chuck Norris?

Like Johnny Depp?

What is your opinion on Justin Bieber and Beavers?

Do you know how to break the theory of relativity?

Physics are good for the... Wait what?

Iz I borderline?

Iz I schizoid?

I rike fry rice, ru rike fry rice?

four, three, two, one, one, two, three, one, one... Does this sequence of numbers mean anything to you?

Opinion on this? http://www.stumbleupon.com


Bubblegum, bubble gum, is it possible to blow a bubble with my bum bum bum?

Hehe... Bubble butt...

Almonds are yummylicious, what are almonds made of anyway?

So, a pirate, Combodian baby and homeless guy walk into a bar. The pirate says to the bartender "gimme' some rum ye swine!" and he gets some rum. The Combodian baby says "give me some milk." and he gets some milk. Finally, the homeless guy asks for a regular bear and of course, he gets some... Five minutes later they all got drunk, threw a few moltovs and well... Died. My questions are, what do all these "wacky" characters have in common, why are they all male and why in the fiery depths of hell can the baby talk?

Y PURPLE ELEPHANT JUST FLY THROUGH MAH WALL?!

R u perple elefant? *glare*


Mamma mia!

Did you know that pushing your tongue against the roof of your mouth usually stops a sneeze?

So uh... Can I borrow twenty dollars so I can buy an expensive glass to smell my own farts in?

Are all Furbies possessed by demons?

Hjuujbdjklwbkahjnbhkdjbjnoilewhkbv ukjahjldhjawkd, uagwijukghjkawwjk... Eugbkasjnajkhahkjskhjas! ... Halsnsh?

 

It's okay to come out. We won't bite. CUZ WE'RE ALL STRAIGHT LOL

Even me. Though strangely I'd prefer a lesbian or bisexual for a girlfriend.

 

Look at the chart.
Which letters can you read?

E
F P
T O Z
L P E D
P E C F D
R U G A Y ?

 

I'm sorry Apple, I've been busy with my DS games and my younger bros are always on the computer.

Public Transportation.

Psychic Powers (Psycho- and Tele- kinesis), Matter Manipulation, Invulnerability. (the three best superpowers IMO)

I would first wish that the genie would be a hot woman, next, wish to change the rule for HER to give ME the blowjob, and then I would wish to get the three superpowers previously mentioned.

Nope. But I always wanted to get sea monkeys when I was a kid.

Would you accept vomit with my teeth served on a narwhal tooth plate?

Yo0 i5 az insannez a5 mE, deFint3ly.

Nope. Okay, I'll look into it.

Because unfortunately, we have not perfected the technology to create an automatic "man milking" machine.

I live in a neighborhood dominated by polish and whites. I have no street cred... yet.

Yes. I am very interested to learn how you managed to escape getting gangraped.

Sure, but I ain' pickin' it up anywhere near yo' ass.

Nope. And I have no intention of ever going there. I'm too smart to get caught.

...

...

This town ain' big enough fer the two of us...

Who doesn't!?

He is our most exalted leader. He is our man-mother.

I like him when he plays silly roles like Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands, and Willy Wonka.

Wait, I thought Justin Bieber WAS a type of Beaver?

Yes. Just break the speed of light.

Physics are good for the Psychics, yes.

Nearly there. You just need a little push.

Nearly there. You just need a little push.

Hai, Fry Rice watashi no daisuki!

Freaky... I had a dream where I had to hack into an electronic safe and THAT was the code I had to input to get into it... Seriously, are you and me connected telepathically or something?

Interesting.. I'm gonna have some fun with this for a while, thanks for the link!

Yes, just swallow 5 pieces of Bazooka Joe bubble gum, then eat a plate of Bush's baked beans. You'll be blowing bum bubbles within two days. (Make sure NOT to take a dump within the next two days)

What!? *covers my butt with my hands* I DON'T have a big bum! >.<

They are delicious, therefore, they must be made of wonderful things.

Well, obviously they are clones of the same person. Some guy wanted to what it felt like to be a pirate and a homeless guy, so he made clones of himself. The baby, was his latest clone and he engineered it to be a "super-baby", oh, and he always wanted to live in Cambodia. You could get a lobster dinner there for like, a buck.

You are high, obviously. I know that because that same elephant has just crashed through MY wall.

Duuuude... There's like four of you... aaawwesooome...

Here we go again! Mah, mah, how can I resist you?

I did not know that! I learn something new from you every time we talk!

No. We're buddies! Just borrow mine! But don't forget to let my farts put before you use it. We wouldn't want cross-contamination of farts now do we?

Yes. We must all kill them and burn them with fire.

Why yes of course I had a date to the prom. She was a year older then me, but that's how I roll.

SUUURREE you are...

How would you get a lasbian for a girlfriend? Won't that mean she's straight?

Once again, I can neither confirm nor deny your allegations that I am gay.

 

IIRC, Psychokinesis is the ability to control and manipulate another person's mind and thoughts(like Professor Xavier); and Telekinesis is the ability to move objects with your mind.
Though, I guess the latter would be useless if you can matter manipulation powers.

 

Oh I see. So, what's the name for Professor Xavier's ability?

 

Where?
Who?
What?
Why?
Applesauce?

 

Kinkiest thing you've ever done but never told anyone about?

Edit: thought you were a girl for some reason. I guess the question still stands...

 

Only IF it comes with a fresh batch of juicy elephant poo.

How much vomit can a drunk chuck if a drunk drank ten pints?

What is your opinion on existentiaism?

Metaphysics is fun isn't it?

What is a mind?

My cat makes cute baby noises, is this normal?

Uhuh, uhuh... And when did your penis start having a mind of its own and start an affair with your half brother?

What is your opinion on my opinion of asking about your opinion?

Contradictions are fun, aren't they?

Why do all horror films fail to scare me, yet my anxiety makes me poop a little?

Do you want me to tell you a fact every time I post?

Chocolate covered pretzels or strawberry filled pretzels?

Ever been addicted to something? If so, what?

If I said I did have telepathic powers, what would your reaction be?

Best thing you've ever tasted?

Worst thing you've ever tasted?

Best thing you've ever seen? (dreams count)

Worst thing you've ever seen? (dreams count)

Best experience?

Worst experience?

Did you know that holding down all four corner buttons on a credit card machine will shut it down?

Hm... I can't think of anything else to ask, what about you, what would you ask yourself?

*insert scenario here* and that's how your five year old went to prison, what do you do?

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiiiiiigh~

 

Did Jack forget about you or something?

 

All questions can be answered by 42.

I think the kinkiest thing I've ever done was taking a shower with my girlfriend, washing and lathering her up, and then promptly f**king her brains out right then and there.

I normally get mistaken for a gay, but when the lighting's right people seem to think I'm a girl (which is weird considering my face structure is nowhere near that of a woman's) so no harm done.

Then I shall find an elephant at once!

11 pints of vomit. The extra pint comes from the accompanying blood with his vomit.

I embrace certain aspects of it, like its focus on the individual and how one perceives his life, his obstacles and his goals, but I don't like how it focuses mostly on feelings, judgements and beliefs. I prefer a more rational and scientific approach to life.

It's an interesting philosophy, but I like real physics better.

It's a terrible thing to waste.

It is if it's newly born from a woman who has sex with a tiger, so probably yes.

First off, I DO have a half brother so that question makes my penis go "huh?". Second, my penis would like to state that it will only go for incest if the sibling is a girl and only related by marriage.

I really like it.

They are the only things truly entertaining in this world, as far as I'm concerned.

That's because anxiety is rich in fiber.

If you can, by all means, YES! I love to learn!

Ever tried vanilla cream covered pretzels? They're really good.

Yes. Hi, my name is Toffee and I'm a video game addict...

That would explain SOOO many things...

This sundae I ate once with my friends that had 26 different flavored ice cream on it. It was delicious.

My pee.

I was right in the middle of the Victoria's Secret fashion show, I was the man of the night and was surrounded by beautiful models. Suddenly, every single one of them had a wardrobe malfunction, a giant bed appeared in the middle of the stage, then we had a massive orgy.

Naked old lady.

See two posts above. Also, that time when my band played for a huge nationwide convention.

Leaving home and all of my friends. :'(

Really? Wow! Another fact! The more you know huh?

Probably, what do you look for in a woman?

Heck, that ain' mah baby, that bitch be trippin'.

Hakuna Matata~ What a wonderful phraaase~

I don't know, probably.

 

do yuu eat fruits everyday?