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Infamous probably, or maybe Little Big Planet.

 

You finks mah questions funderful? :3

Can you loop the loop with a hula hoop?

Fancy a bump on the head?

Do you get whatever there is to get when there is nothing to get even when what is to get is nothing?

Carrot, pumpkin, google. You've got to have sexual intercourse with one, marry one and kill one. BAM!

What is your favorite time period?

My mummy always told me that space cheese was a great source of potassium, what do you think of this?


MONKEY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!

Want to take this test and tell me your results? http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspx


Out of these, who would you date? A very beautiful but very needy and somewhat idiotic woman, an average looking INFP woman, your best guy friend or my granmother.

You have recently murdered something and decided to go to your best friend for help, fortunately he owns a clinic nearby. Once you get there and confess everything he tells you to calm down, he then leaves to make some tea. Being the paranoid psychopath you've become, you follow your friend just to make sure he's making tea, you spot him putting some kind of medicine in your tea. What do you do?

Sunshine, lollipops or rainbows in the sky? ... Or poo poo.

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir? XD

Oo oo ee ee ah ah, I'm a chimpanzee, what are you?

I was walking down the street and I hit my testicles on a lamp post... It hurt.

Yeehaw, get along lidle dawgy or FIRE FIRE, GET YOUR SORRY ASSES OUT OF THE FIRE?

Who wants to go into the kindly old mans basement for some Popsicles?

All I ask for is some free candy without having to get in a white van... IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

 

Do you like the sound of a barking table?
Coffee?
House?

 

Iskallos' questions > Everyone else's?

Religious orientation?

Who do you think is the sexiest person alive?

 

Dah. Zey are vunderful.
Only if you find a plane that shoops da woop.
No. I'd prefer a boot to the head.
Of course, that is a contradiction after all.
Kill the carrot, have sex with the pumpkin and marry google.
Thine question hath sparketh an image of the greatest and most noblest of eras, the middle ages.
It's also a good source of calcium, vitamin D and zinc. Always listen to your mummy.

I got Unitarian Universalism as 100%, but I also got Secular Humanism as 97%. Weird huh?

Definitely your grandma.

Since I'm a paranoid psycopath, I'd yell, confront him about it, watch him lie to my face and deny it, grab a knife, and then promptly stab him in the heart multiple times. Then I'd go to another friend's house, rinse and repeat.

RAINBOW!
Oui oui. Just no Christina Aguilera background music while we do it 'kay?
I'm a banana! ... oh shit...
You must have very forward facing testicles if those are the only things that got hurt...
I prefer cowboys over firemen.
Oooh! ME! ME!
Yes. You're too pretty to NOT be molested.

I didn't know tables could bark, but yes.
Sure, what time should I pick you up from work?
Woah, woah, we're just getting coffee, I don't think we should move in together until AT LEAST after the third date.

Yes. Yes they are.
On paper, I'm a Catholic. In my head and in my heart, I'm an atheist.
It's a tie between Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Charlie Sheen and Shia LeBeouf.

 

If the only alternative was to have sex with a whisk, a seal and a box of salt, would you consider giving me twelve tubs of ice-cream and a snickers?

 

Zelda?

 

Do you spend more than three hours on the PC every minute?

 

Fact 1: Yodeling is a great way to make sheep follow you, in fact, it is a common hobby for the Welsh... After hearing this, would you consider giving me some apple sauce to put in a goon bag until it turns pink blue-ish?

If you were marooned on an island and could bring three things/people/pets with you, what would they be? Note that you can only choose things/people/pets that you actually own/know.

If your closet had a portal that lead to the Bermuda triangle and you found Adolf Hitler and Osama Bin Laden scheming on the other side; what would you do?

Roar roar psychopath, have you any remorse?

Do you know the meaning of 'bah-bah-booie'?

Are you a sociopath?

Am I a sociopath?

Am I prettyful?

Would you rather:
A. Make me feel good
B. Shoot yourself with a rabid shoe
C. Shove a pickle in your ear
D. Make you feel good
E. The below option
F. The above option

Paradoxes for the win?

Oxymoron's for the win?

Lots of questions for the win?

For the win for the win?

Tip toe in the tulips with me or die!

Google is a great website for matchmaking and having wild internet sexes, true or false?

True is false and false is true, true or false?

If you try to fail and succeed, then what have you done?

Can you expect the unexpected?

Are is I on top of the poo chain?

If the first letter of the alphabet is A and the second is B, then what is the last letter of alphabet?

Played Morrowind?

Like Chuck Norris?

Do you think McDonald's should make a McNorris burger?

Do you think McNorris burgers would pack a kick?

Seven no ate no for no nein... Wait, what?

Do you speak pirate?

Do you know what Idioski is?

Do you think I speak Idioski?

Favorite type of food?

Google is good, google is great, google is what I like to... Rape?

Once upon a time there was a Norwegian prince who went to the Ethiopian Danakil desert... He died of dehydration, the end.

 

Only if we split the snickers and we share three tubs of ice cream!

YES!! ZELDA!!!

Yes I do. I am borderline addicted to teh interwebs.

Holy crap that's a lot of questions!
well, *cracks knuckles* here we go!

If you can find me a bagpipe filled with mayonnaise, I'll get you your applesauce.

I would bring my cellphone, my friend who knows how to build boats, and my entire wardrobe (you'd be surprised at what you can make with a shirt in a survival situation)

First, I would enter the portal and claim that I am a seer from the future who came to warn them about their plans for world domination. then I would gain their trust by accurately predicting world events. Next, I would invite them on my yacht (bought with my knowledge of the future), and lure them into a sense of false security. Finally, shoot them in the head.

I have no remorse. rawr.

Isn't that the name of the donkey sidekick of Quick-Draw McGraw?

Yes.

Yes.

very prettyful. The prettyfullest person I have even known.

G. Invite you to dance under the moonlight with me, naked and dancing on a tub filled with ketchup and pickles.

Hells Yeah!

Of course! They are all contradictions!

SO MANY QUESTIONS!! This. Is. Awesome.

For the win.

I choose to tiptoe.

Very True. *wink wink*

Another contradiction! weeee!

Yet another contradiction!

I always expect the unexpected. that is why I am awesome.

Very much so. You are the king of the poo chain.

Y. duh. Z is just a made up letter by the man!

Nope. not yet, but i will... someday.

Yup!

They should. If for nothing else than to immortalize the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.

The most powerful kick, to the tastebuds, known to man! (Hey! That could be an awesome slogan for the burger!)

Are you psychic? those were the numbers to the safe I was breaking into in my dream the other night!

Arr! That be the fair truth matey!

No.

Yes. (see what I did there?)

The food I make with my own hands. They are yummy, and I am getting better with each dish I make!

I would gladly join you in your rapefest of google.

the end.

 

Why do you think that dude predicted that the world is gonna end tommorow?
WHY MUST HE MAKE CHILDREN THINK THAT THERE SUMMER VACATION IS RUINED?

 

What dude?

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Rock, paper or scissors?
Only open when chosen

Spoiler

Rock!

 

Favorite person in the world?

Least favorite?

 

Have you ever scraped your knees while skateboarding?

Do you like the sticky aftertaste of toffee?

Why is there so few people here?

Can you do the splits?

Are you claustrophobic?

And where did the zebra get its stripes?

 

Because he wants us all to die apparently.
Because he got mad that they wouldn't get into his unmarked, windowless van for some candies and puppies.

Rock! *open* Draw!

I haven't met all the people in the world yet silly!

That crazy lady who lives in the apartment below ours.

Yes I have. Several times.

Sorta. The ladies love my sticky aftertaste though, I can assure you of that! *wink*

Because they have a life?

Nope. It hurts.

Not really.

When God was painting the polar bears their color, he accidentally knocked over the paint can on a herd of black horses. The end. (also applies to panda bears)

OR

When God was painting Black bears their color, he accidentally knocked over the paint can on a herd of white horses. The end.

 

Do you, by any chance, know how long I was gone?

...Did you even realize I left?

HOW COULD YOU TOFF

 

I do not know.

Of course! I knew all along that you weren't here.. um... who are you again?

I can because I can and that's all that I 'yam, I'm Popeye the sailor man! *toot toot*

 

Why are you so awesome!?

 

Because I am a living contradiction.

 

Are you sure you answer all questions?