Know your members: M.Austin19

Views on Jonez? :3

 

ME!?

WOULD YOU LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AS A GIRL IF YOU COULD!?

DO YOU DISLIKE CAPSS?

HOW ABOUT SOME DAT ASS?

 

Laptop
Puzzle games without a purpose
Tweeting is lame, FB is fun
Epic
Sure
NekoArmy/ Jonez

 

What is your favorite joke?

 

Where's that noose?

Cheese... (already answered)

cool, funny, and an epic righter
Nah, I wouldn't wanna be homo...
YES I DISLIKE CAPSS! (I like them, they make me feel louder)
Donkey!?

Too long to say, but its a joke about Obama being a Dumbass

 

would you mind telling us the obama being a dumbass joke?

 

political affiliation?

 

HATE YOU

 

What do Snozberries taste like?

 

Hey man what's up?

Favorite cereal?
Basketball or Baseball?
What position do you play on american football?
Do you like soccer?
Do you play Skyrim?
Xbox 360 or PS3?
views on me?

 

If my name was homework, would you do me?

 

Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one..."

He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.

Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama.

"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell!"

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

don't like politics

love u too, bro (no homo)

shoes

I'm hungry
Cinnamon Toast Cruch
Basketball
Starting Cornerback and back up receiver and quarterback
Yes
On my cousins xbox
Ps3
You're cool

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I despise homework

 

Fanta or Iced Tea?

Trollface or Me Gusta?

Favourite roleplay character? And why? (Not your own characters, ofcourse.)

Views on me?

 

What do you think about flawaffles?

 

that amerkins are stupid and have no grasp on global politics?

 

You talkin bout falafels? I love them

Not americans, just our government

 

you're arab, why don't you hate americans

 

I'm not arab. I study arabic as a foreign language and I'm american. I just hate all the conspiracy theories. I don't like that everything is biased here. I don't hate americans

 

i've done the math, you're arab