King of the Hill

We'll now that I've taken the hill and transported it in separate pieces to another galaxy via the Stargate, it's
MY HILL

 

I tell you that if the hill is separated, then it is "broken",
while you sit and wallow in shame, i go find a new hill and claim it as my hill

 

well i just take the old hill and your hill and put them together so now they are
BOTH MY HILLS

 

i release the wrath of hades upon thee.............then i contract auron to kill thee


MY HILL

 

i just take the hill because i want it
MY HILL

 

Your Hill, wait that's not right lemme think a moment... oh it's My Hill and i just thought up a great plan, this will be the last time I'll look at this topic therefore, to me, this will always be My Hill

 

brings in Hitler and his Nazis and blasts everyone off the hill

Yeah its my hill now

 

hitler is missing and his crew is in space right now, so its my hill

 

A rediculously large inexplicable explosion wipes the hill off of the face of the planet
But luckily I saved the original hill, so I've moved the game back onto it
[size=72pt]MY HILL

 

I try to get out but you pull me back in, fine then if it's a war you want oh you'll get a war, meet my genetically enhanced Doom Dachshunds, MY HILL

 

sends in nukes and destroy those killer puppies. Build a everything-proof bunker and now its my hill again.

 

You're slogan is dumb.
MY HILL

 

I lost the game
MY HILL

 

Brings in an illusionist and while you're mesmerised I steal you hill

MY HILL

 

Then I reveal that who you mesmerised was actually my perfect twin and I steal my hill back while you're watching my twin being mesmerised
Ha! Now its MY HILL!

 

Breaks illusion, grab m-gun and shoot you off the hill. You are now dead!

MY HILL

 

Become infected with a zombifying virus and come back from the dead.
Then I bring a plague of Zombies against you and your hill, killing you and recapturing MY HILL

 

Goes into heaven and maked deal with God - I come back, kill you with all the Left4Dead characters and reclaim my hill! All the while promising God I would kill all zombies, which I did.

MY HILL - Again

 

But what you didn't know is that I had a secret deal already existing with God; If give up our zombyfied ways and become living creatures again (because he fixes us all on the condition that we don't do it again) he'll send you to hell and give us our hill back. I mean MY HILL

 

Oh well then Vinse, I resign unconditionally. I must admit that this is going a bit too far....

*boots self out of thread battle*