King of the Hill

you are attacked by 1000 beavers and you die!
MY HILL

 

I'm attacked by 1,000 beavers.......

my hill

 

Turns out the beavers are Bidoofs, and I capture them in Master Balls.
MY HILL

 

I call up Van Helsing and he slays your profile picture werewolf thingy!
miros
MY HILL

 

i read a 2 page book..!
my hill

 

...is there such a thing as a two paged book? (while you go to see I take the hill with my awesome merman skills and hide the hill in seaweed so you can't find it!)
miros
(PS- I call call up some fishies for a defense in case you try to jack my hill)
MY HILL

 

i bring a toaster and electricute them
my hill

 

You naturally died.
MY HILL

 

the nature brings me back
my hill

 

nature betrayed u
MY HILL

 

mother nature is my best fwendd
my hill...?

 

You are ugly. Nature betrAys u
MY HILL

 

Slices your throat with a kukri and laughs
MY HILL

 

I Call my samurai friends to beat the crap out of you, My Hill

 

my team of skilled ninjas and assassins destroy you and your so called samurai friends
my hill

 

i shoot a rocket on your skilled ninjas and they die,
MY HILL

 

hey, the assassins are still there
MY hill

 

[me=hYpNoS]falls over[/me]


[me=hYpNoS]cries[/me]

I SUE YOU THIS WHOLE HILL BECAUSE YOYU MADE ME FALL!

[me=hYpNoS]win's court case[/me]

MY HILL

 

seems it was all a dream for you.... my lawyer was Mickey Sherman..!!
my hill

 

I got Miles Edgeworth


MY HILL