King of the Hill

*Throws a japanese translator for the ds down the hill and watches omega00 chase after it*
MY HILL

 

pixel goes to the edge of the hill, hoping to see omega00 fall to his death, nhi kicks pixel to follow omega00

 

Come baaaaaaaaaack...wait a minute, he only translates ds games? I need one for the old NES and SNES

Omega00 looks around, finds that he is infact on another hill *shrugs*

MY HILL

 

nhi didn't say my hill XD

well since no one is on this hill...
MY HILL

 

whoopsy, forgot, a nice bunny comes along and hands nhi a compact hill, or, CH, and

MY HILL!

 

Nobody wants my hill...I guess I'll party!

MY HILL

 

but then again i can create my own hill cause im 7878 pixels,
MY HILL

 

Hmm, if we each have our own hills...then we must wage war! I will gather my Fire Emblem and Final Fantasy army and march towards Pixels hill!

P.S. MY HILL

 

while the two are battling, nhi and her clone claim both hills!
my hill(s)!!

 

But then i use Ultima on both of the hills and create new one

MY HILL

 

Since you were out of Magic Points I slap you with the fish I procured earlier, knocking off of the hill

MY HILL

 

but i actually used blood-price from FFTA2 and casted ultima once again, overkill.

MY HILL

 

But I had a Phoenix Down active, so I came back to life and unleashed my Racoon Samurai all over you're hill

MY HILL

 

but then you realized that your auto-phoenix armor wasn't working, and you actually dreaming of taking over my hill, and therefore you are still dead, so,

MY HILL

 

Yet again I find myself down here...

so I'll enjoy it while it lasts, MY HELL

 

*victory music from FFX plays*

MY HILL

 

Seymour shows up "Death awaits you" Pixel gets banished to the underworld

MY HILL

 

but seymour doesn't realize that tidus just comes back and goes overdrive on him, the fight ends and somehow i appear back like all of the shattered characters do after a fight.

MY HILL

 

My Blitzball team whoops yours in a game, the prize, the hill

MY HILL

 

Blitzball isn't gunna save you when i summon sin to blow up the stadium

MY HILL