King of the Hill

*I poke the sh*t out of you then you die*

MY HILL GTFO NEKO

 

*is resurrected, then poke infects you*
MAH HILL.

 

Priom pats neko softly, good kitty gives Priom the hill

My hill

 

* tells Priom someone bought him a drink at the base of the hill

My hill

 

OH LOOKIE, A MANEATING SQUIRREL! >w>;

My hill.

 

*Slams hammer into your back, causing you to tumble down the hill*
Catchya laters =3
My hill

 

*throws a virtual cookie*

MY HILL!

 

*Pours food in the cat bowl*
You sir, are defeated!
My hill~

 

*eats the food, then spits up a hair ball next to you so you can clean up*

MY HILL

 

*looks at the hairball with dazed eyes*....
......did you just.....put that on my carpet...which I JUST cleaned? P....p.....p...POOOOWWWW!
*slams hammer onto the ground and creates a volcano of fiery doom*
My hill~

 

* Eats your bacon... You get depressed and comit suicide

My hill

 

*slams hammer on the top of your head and watches as your head explodes*
My hill

 

"Steals hammer,shuts the mouth off"

My Hill

 

*steals Fayts sword and slices you into pieces*
My hill

 

"says:sorry were you trying something I was looking at the ground graps back sword starts slashing"

My hill

 

*inhales and swallows sword from your hand*
....urgg...thats gonna hurt on the way out....
My hill

 

your mouth is shut so u can't eat the sword

My hill

 

*picks up hammer and pushes the button on the side of the hilt that says "Super-fun-mega-happy-death-ray*
.........*huge dazzling special effects light up the hill*
My hill~

 

*the hilt was a trap Mr.powpow gets trapped in his dreamworld*

My hill

 

*Teams up with Meta-Knight to embark on a quest that takes up lots of pages and escapes the dream world, the proceeds to spit in Prioms eye*
Now you have herpes
My hill~