King of the Hill

* Rigged the battery .. *BOOM*

My hill

 

Falcon Pawnch!!

My hill.

 

Falcon kick
my hill

 

Falcon Knee

My hill

 

Falcon...*Looks at above post*...Uh...Just give me the damn hill!
MY HILL

 

* Master slips on the mud down the hill

My hill

 

* Jonez rolls a free copy of Minecraft 2.0 beta downhill and MiseryLC runs behinds it.

My hill

 

I will simply kick you off the hill because I can.

My hill.

 

Akane, there are some events to manage...
SOTW for example

* Akane leaves the hill because there is no stable internet connection

My hill

 

*Dhillon pokes -Jonez- with a stick until he eventually gets irritated enough to give up the hill*

MY HILL <3

 

Apperently Dhillon was poking a illusion of Jonez

(Jonez is enough, you don't have to say -Jonez-)

My hill

 

TRICKERY! WITCH CRAFT! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!!
*As Jonez(>> <<) was being burned alive, she.. uh.. stole the hill*

My hill.

 

* Jonez flees from the ... fire

Dhillon... you gonna pay for this

* Jonez pushes Dhillon from the hill

my hill

 

*Conveniently, a Charizard swooped across the hill at that moment and flew off with Jonez.*

..

Mah hill.

 

my hill, and I'll bitch slap you if you say otherwise.

 

I will bitch slap you two times with a critical kick in the ass.
This hill is mine~

 

...Alright, then...I'll raise those two bitch slaps and the one critical kick in the...what did you say...my ass? And counter dat with a swift kick to da throat and then bitch slap you as you go humpty-dumpty tumbling down da hill.

my hill!

 

I'm the Juggernaut BIIIITCH

My hill

 

Your mom is the Juggernaut, you're the little cat I see hiding under my neighbor's car

MY HILL

 

Bam, you just got kicked down with the power of MEGAMAN!!!

I own this hill. I even got a deed.