King of the Hill

Chuck Norris can not beat me.

My Hill.

 

I summon Shiva to freeze your ass, and i slide you down the hill.
My hill.

 

Goochi goochi. *Mark_80 farts out of reality*

My hill.

 

Get off the hill, please?

My hill~

 

.....ACHOO!

My Hill.

 

she is infected *doggy-dj has now been quarantined*

my hill

 

I kicked you off.

My hill.

 

Go fight that damn mask,fuck face.

My hill.

 

You got Gangsta stomped!

My Hill.

 

I run up to you, smash your face in the dirt and throw you off the hill into a car

My hill.

 

I drive that same car up the hill and run you over.

My Hill.

 

I take out a revolver and shoot you in the head

My hill.

 

I kick your ass, literally.

My hill~

 

I turn into a Necromorph, bite at your head as bleed gushes out and tear it right off, as you turn into one too


My hill.

 

I kill your dog.

MY Hill.

 

I play Justin Bieber music, causing you to run off the hill

My hill.

 

I throw your Dog.

My hill.

 

I throw a goomba at you.

My hill.

 

...Boom.

My hill.

 

hank...
my hill