King of the Hill

*sniff sniff, grins* I smell wabbit cookin'... *Doggy runs up the hit with a machine gun and fires at Cerius...the eats the rabbit*
My hill

 

OUCHY!

*Regeneration incomplete, must seek evasive action quick*

I must heal in time, so I could take back what's mine!

*Ignores his wounds and stealthily pushes doggy off while eating wabbit*

...Hey no leftovers, huh!? Oh well...I must find another meal on this hill...

 

*Doggy climbs up the hill*
YOUR MINE NAO! *Bites his shoulder*
My Hill!!

 

*What the Sputnik? Turns head aside, sees doggy, shrugs*

If you think I taste like wabbit, you're absolutely wrong, I taste more like mango.

*Eases the pain with nude mag*

Still life portraits sucks, no movement at ALL!

*Tosses it away, notices doggy still hangin' on, shrugs, sighs*

Look if ya want this done the hard way then...

*Yanks her hair, holds her at arms length, proceeds to cliff...

Begone, Mah Hill!

 

*Cries*....*Grins*...*bites his arm*
My Hill You Hear!

 

Oooowww! Me arm! Jeez don't cry on mah arm...

*Shakes arm, shrugs, sighs, sits still illicitly pondering*

You know technically, we both own this hill...

*Pauses, carves out a sign, posted "No more Biting! Dammit"*

Mah arm mus be that tastey, so both our hills!

 

...*Doggy bites down that much harder and barks*
Both of our hill...although....mine more >=3

 

Hey I'm the man here, so it's king of the hill, which means primary and that puts you in a secondary position.

*About to lose an arm, hawlurs for prinnies, too distant, turns head notices doggy, pats her head*

Jus' 'cuz the prinnies aren't here yet, I will show some hospitality.

*Hopes Rozalin is in with the gang*

For the mean time mah hill...

 

*wags her tail* P-Prinnies?! D= >.< *doggy hides behind cerius and pokes his back*
My...Hill...Now!!!

 

SsssHHhhhh, sshhhh...I think I-----Wait a sec, I was only goin' to invite them for supper.

*Binoculars in hands, scans landscape, jolts for joy*

They are getting near. Now where's she? I have a score to settle...

*Scurries about, turns, scratches head*

Why this won't do? This hill could only fit so much...

*Walks over, taps her shoulder, shoves onto edge, oops*

Mah Hill, sorry!

 

Doggy: CERIUS YOU BBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAASSSS------------- *Faint at the bottom of the hill*

Chaser: *Barks and headbutts doggy back up the hill*

..*Bark: Meaning'Doggy's Hill!'*

 

*Incessantly chatting with Prinnies, hears the bark, stops, bends down at edge, lookin'*

HHHhhhmmm? I thought I heard BBBAAAAAAAAASSSS------bark?

*Binoculars in hand, sees doggy incoming*

What the!? Did that Chaser jus' headbutted her up here? Nah, if that was a headbutt she would still be unconscious or may beh...WHOA!

*doggy lands upright, fists clenched, drooling in fury, mad faces*

Okay I know what yah want------a Prinny for a pet. In that case you could take the one with a bomb strapped to 'em, so mah hill.

 

you said mah not my
grammar nazis send an airstrike to your current position
my hill

 

I have reason to believe that you have stolen this hill, good sir. so I AM taking it back!
My Hill

 

you are a broom.
my hill

 

What should i do? Should i admit i was wrong? Should i accept my role as the bad guy? Should i admit i am not a role model? Should i take the hill...... yea i should take the hill.

My hill

 

interesting..ok

your hill

game over

 

NNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My Hill

 

hey doggy!
look at that star!
*push doggy*
hahahaha!
slimdj's hill

 

My Hill.