King of the Hill

Sharing is for the weak
My hill

 

nope
it's ok

but.. please defend it well, 'cause I must go

 

*Ravages up towards the hill*

Alright who kicked me in the nadz?

*Hand held close to Flamethrower, about to draw, eyes squinted*

But first I'll judo throw Athemoe off. Mine!

 

[me=Zetshiro]lazily places a wooden sign on the hill, the sign reads "INN"[/me]

Umm, It's the only sign I could find, well, steal... I guess it can symbolize my ownership of this hill...

So for the time being, my hill?

 

*Draws Flamethrower, aims at sign, shoots, blows smoke away from gun*

Nobody makes mah hill a snausage frat party, BURN!

*Lock 'n Loaded, runs towards Zetshiro, frontflips, elbows to the chest, roundhouse kick, flicks 'em off*

Now he's OUT instead of INN...My Hill!

 

This is a non-smoking area so
My hill

 

*Gasp*

Oh yeh? Say'z who?

*Releases flame rounds to trap him, enters, hooks to the jaw, suplex at edge of hill*

Mine!

 

I wasn't aware there was a word limit... Just trying to bring a bit of creativity into things

this is why I quit this game in the first place... It's not a lot to read

P.S.

I kick <Instert name of current hill owner> in the <insert body part> and watch them <verb> from the hill... My hill

that better?

 

*Hand raised across browline, seeking the perpetraitor*

Yeah let's dance maximal and then I'll slag ya' off using Brainbuster technique.

*Grapples him by the head, lifts, vertical drop into oblivion*

No way telling where he's goin', Mi Hill!

 

Hehe, Guess whose back >=3
My hill

 

I dunno Know, who------WAIT?

*Tumbles for saftey, cocks flamethrower, retaliation 100%*

I gotta go, but before that, EAT FLAME MAXIMAL!!!!!

*Incenerates entire hill for protection (invulnerable to fire)*

Mah Hill

 

well...theres no hill anymore *doggy moves to another hill*
my hill

 

A new hill I see, it has a splendid view, much nicer than the other hill, I must say.

[me=Zetshiro]walks up to Doggy.[/me]

Should I even bother taking this hill? I mean, It'll only hurt me in the end.

[me=Zetshiro]sighs, and sits down while watching the view.[/me]

I'll attempt it again... My hill?

 

*Jesters at the previous user*

I only play around for fun, besides it builds up my writing skills-----Come on let me show you.

*Hands over an energon cube, highly flamable*

I did mention that its also radioactive, didn't I?

*Chuckles while dashing away, seeks cover, loaded rounds, aims, and fires at energon*

My Hill!

 

The fire soon bursts on to 2Dam!My hill​

 

*Critical damage, to sensors, lock down mode recommended*

Fine then-----I will have to thresh my enemies around for now.

*Takes Solar by the leg, mangles it, mashes to a pulp, then side throws his half beaten body off onto an ant hill*

So long, My Hill!

 

[me=Athemoe]kicks everybody else of the hill[/me]

mah hill!

 

That was a prop, Athemoe. I'm sitting on the real hill.
My hill!

 

[me=Athemoe]sits next to paranoiaAgent[/me]

*whistles*

 

Well now I'd feel bad if I took the hill for myself.

The hill....