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King of the Hill

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by holoflame, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. 2DamCerius

    2DamCerius My eyes for your brain...fair trade.

    *Grapple Hooked back to base*

    This is one big ass hill...You will pay!

    *Bum rushes towards her enraged and blind with fury*

    Just give me back my hill!
     
  2. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    *Screams* NEVER! *kicks his ass*
    My hill.
     
  3. 2DamCerius

    2DamCerius My eyes for your brain...fair trade.

    *Sets up a surround system and puts headphones on doggy*

    This will make you deaf thanks to your scream.

    *Increases volume*

    Take five for Act 4, scene 5: I will enjoy you going down for the count!

    *Slags her off the hill*

    Mine!
     
  4. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    OOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks Cerius before sitting back down*
    My. Hill!
     
  5. 2DamCerius

    2DamCerius My eyes for your brain...fair trade.

    *Test of Endurance*

    Much more than anticipated, you make a formidable advesary----THINK FAST!

    *Releases shock grenades, tumbles for cover, takes heed*

    Electric charges fry then burn...HAH!

    *Jumps out hindering arms, somersaults, then dashes for jab on doggy's abs*

    See Ya! Mine!
     
  6. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    *Doggy draws a dragon, the dragon comes to life and eats Cerius*
    uh....My hill.
     
  7. 2DamCerius

    2DamCerius My eyes for your brain...fair trade.

    *Reaches for Flamethrower inside of the throat, burns through its flesh, leaving a gapping hole*

    For the ROYALTY!

    Mine!

    *Stands omnipresent on the hill with barbeque grill*

    Tasty Dragon!
     
  8. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    PUFF! D:! YOU CAN'T EAT IM! *throws a pillow at cerius*
    my Hill
     
  9. 2DamCerius

    2DamCerius My eyes for your brain...fair trade.

    *Propane tank, increase burner intensity*

    Sure 'ya can...here hold this spatula 'an--------

    *Nows my chance, ducks, low kicks her off balance, jab to the elbow, then side kicked to the cliff*

    They are high on protein, Mine!
     
  10. doggy-dj

    doggy-dj Guest

    MMYYYYYYYYYYYYY HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll---......
     
  11. 2DamCerius

    2DamCerius My eyes for your brain...fair trade.

    *Flails the steak, incoming at doggy's face*

    Taste this, FOR THE ROYALTY, hhahhaaahhhhaaa!

    *Sideswipes her scream, lifts grill, tosses incenerating coal, flame rounds ready*

    Prepare for your trip to scrap city.

    *Tackles her, lifts her up, head looking down an elevated height of 1000 meters*

    My Hill!
     
  12. Keinozamora

    Keinozamora Member

    *Kicks 2Dam in the nuts and fell down the hill*

    Ma hill!
     
  13. slimdj

    slimdj Well-Known Member

    *Sneaks up on Phantom and tosses him off the hill*

    My hill
     
  14. seventhsage

    seventhsage Well-Known Member

    Sneaking up the north side of the hill, Sage watches carefully as Slimdj sneaks up quietly on phantom, tosses him off the hill, and crows about it being his hill. Setting out to remedy that problem, Sage draws his bow, aims carefully, and puts four arrows into the air before the first one even hits. the first two strike Slimdj in his left and right legs, respectively, the third burrows through his heart, and as he starts to tumble forward off the south side of the hill, the fourth arrow slots itself directly into the base of his neck, severing his spinal cord. Sage calmly steps to the top of the hill, straps his bow into it's case on his back, and begins to fortify... Stacking the bodies of the fallen to form barricades sage sighs at the time he spent away and whispers...

    "My Hill"
     
  15. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    to many words

    my hill
     
  16. Zetshiro

    Zetshiro New Member

    [me=Zetshiro]teleports Athemoe to the bottom of the hill[/me]

    Can I safety assume that this hill belongs to me?
     
  17. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    no,

    It's still my hill ;)

    but... maybe we could share it?
     
  18. Zetshiro

    Zetshiro New Member

    Ah, I see.

    I would like to share it... Although, would you like my company here?
     
  19. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    your company?
     
  20. Zetshiro

    Zetshiro New Member

    Um, would I be a bother if I was to share the hill with you?

    I hope you wont mind.