King of the Hill

*men begin raping Doggy*

*Ero ignores*

My hill.

 

*chaser runs up the hill and headbutts Ero*
*Doggy Cries*
Chasers hill.

 

*Unicron appears and consumes both ERO and doggy, turning them into slush*

HAH! For the ROYALTY!

My Hill for DECEPTICONS!

 

...*chaser Bites him*
Chasers Hill

 

...BURN! Chaser, burn.

*Incenerated into slush then used as energon composites*

*Sees doggy, then kicks her off the 40 feet hill*

Bah bye. My hill!

 

*Doggy appears again and pushs him off the hill*
..my hill

 

You know what how'z about we join forces, an'---------not!

*Artillery guns online*

*Maximal threat response 100%, slag them on sight*

Mah hill, this should do the trick.

 

...I has something that ish better than ANY WEAPON! *doggy hugs Cerius*
My Hill!

 

I bring with me poptarts to share

My hill

 

ANSWER ME BOY!
My hill

 

*Yawns at the excitement, watercolors the hill, then calls it Impressionism*

*Status report back to base*

Code red on Decepticon base, slag all approaching miscrients back to junkcity!

*Artillery enhanced full lockdown on intruders*

 

...*Doggy shoots Cerius with her pistol*
My Hill xD

 

*Swift moves, yet dodged incoming bullet*

That was close, prepare to be eaten by me in predacon mode.

*Terrorize*

Jaws of Doom in yo' face! Mah ant hill!

 

*Doggy Yawns*...meh.
My Hill.

 

U need more motivation than that to take the hill

My hill

 

*Doggy got on a bus, drove over to the hill. Walked up the hill pushed him off sat on the hill, got out her sketchbook and started to draw*
my Hill

 

*Clamped doggy in jaws, then throws her off*

FOOL! Next time bring me some sugah!

Mah Hill!

*Flamethrower in hand*

Incenerated, hahahhhaaa!

My hill!

 

*Doggy headbutts Cerius*
MY HILL!

 

*My head hurts*

Recovers, prepares to take hold, flamerounds ready, Blasts a entire clip!

*Scanning for weaknesses*

*Rushes towards her and pistol whips her on the knee, delivering a backspin kick off the ledge*

My Hill

 

..*Doggy upper cuts him and sits down on the hill*
My Hill