King of the Hill

You forgot SUPER SAIYAN GOGERRIS X1000000000!
*Vintage Phantom gets his arse handed to him...thrice.

My hill!

 

*Has deflector sheild on* Tsk, People these day *Grabs paralyzing gun and shoots it to trimble*

What ya gonna do about it?

 

*Satan's hand randomly grabs Vintage and pushes him far off the hill. Then picks up Paranoia and puts him on the hill*
My hil.

 

I don't think you quite understand what SUPER SAIYAN GOGERRIS is:
Super Saiyan Goku+Chuck Norris
and if that wasn't pwnage enough, X1000000000.
So, to sum it up: No one...is taking...this hill.
MY HILL!

 

Ok! *Grabs Chuck norris mother and father*

HAhaha Can you beat them?

*Chuck Norris's mother and father beats up trimble with one pinch*

Look at em go!

 

*Satan eats Chuck Norris' mother and father for breakfast*
*Paranoia pushes Vintage off*
My hill!

 

When Mr and Mrs Norris attacked me Chuck defended me and sent them to the past.

*Chuck ker-pwns Paranoia and Phantom

My hill muthafuckaaaaa.

 

*Teleports back to the past where chuck norris wasn't even there yet*
MY hill!

 

Chuck Norris can also time travel.
My hill

 

Satan created an alternate dimension where you two don't exist and only a single hill and I exist. XD

My hill!

 

Then your no more ER SAIYAN GOGERRIS X1000000000 as chuck norris wont combine with sayan because hes too powerful for a mortal like you eh? As far i know he kicks ass with his own hehehe

My hill!

 

Only of that dimension.
In our dimension I own the hill.
My hill.

 

Hell ya! and i will kill you when your still a child *Grabs neck and twists it like a cork*

MY hill!

 

I never travelled in time. I know a solution.

*Chuck Norris splits the dimensions so that everyone may have a hill.
Problem solved.
My hill...and yours...and yours...and y-

 

I launch my invasion plans and now all hills are mine

My hills

 

Doggy gives this long speech for why she should have the hill
My hill.

 

*ties Doggy up and places a "£5/$5 per rape" sign beside her*

My hill.

 

I'm still on the hill! *sways*
My hill.

 

*men approach Doggy holding money and lube*

*sets a video camera up to record*

My hill.

 

b-but i d-d-dont....EROOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

my...hill?