King of the Hill

Burnt, but still hanging in there. Just less edible.

I unleash... LITTLE CHILDREN!
*Beautiful Lego hill is quickly demolished to be replaced with a cookie hill out of the Easy-Bake-Oven
My hill.

 

I extinguish the sun. Cookies have no need for heat or light.

My hill.

 

you cant my hill

 

*meditates for millions of years in suspension until the sun is destroyed*

My hill.

 

the hill is destroyed in the future?

 

I just move to another hill and claim it as "the hill"

 

I travel back to the past to play the shitty games that suck ass to take over the hill before you do.

My hill.

 

Okay. I steal it back right now.

My hill.

 

*eats cookie*

my hill.

 

*makes another cookie then throws at personuser*

my hill

 

I'm multiplying!

My hill.

 

my hill

 

Yum.

*pushes start, solar explodes*

my hill.

 

DEATH BY EAR RAPE? NOOO!

Solar is gone.

My hill.

 

ha ha ha naive personuser that was a clone my hill

 

*Uses Reveal

I see the real one!

*Quickly steals solar's sword and uses it against him

My hill.

 

*pushes a*

*pirate sonic knocks cookie off the hill with a spindash*

my hill.

 

that is a clone also my hill

 

*throws a million eggmen at pirate sonic and the solar nominee*

my hill.