King of the Hill

Let me show you my penis.

My Hill.

 

While I'm in here, I might as well rupture a few vital organs or two...
And I've never been to Chatroulette. So I'm safe.
My hill.

 

You have been freezed.

My Hill.

 

FIRE POWER! *melts*

My hill.

 

[me=PeachMilk]nibbles on the cookie[/me]

My hill.

 

I took that cookie and threw it on the GROOOOOOOOOOUUNNNDD.

My Hill.

 

I hack that video out of Youtube.

My hill.

 

I dunk you in milk until you are soggy and undesirable.

My hill.

 

I haz the secks with you.

Your Hill.

 

You make a baby.

My hill.

 

The baby eats you.

My hill.

 

But then it chokes. I climb back up it's windpipe.

My hill.

 

You are now mushy baby puke

... D:

My hill.

 

WE'S A FAM NAO

My Family's Hill :3

 

Damn it. I can't destroy a family.

Their hill.

 

.... Peachy is the godmother.

Big ol' family's hill.

 

I can!

*MASSIVE MACHINE GUN MOWDOWN

My hill.

 

.... Kid's part devil, I'm a devil, Sayuri's immortal because of her mingling with a devil.

WE HAVE SURVIVED WITH MINIMAL INJURIES.

Our Hill.

 

My bullet's are angelically blessed.

My hill.

 

... Reminds me of Oregon Trail II.

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Cookies don't have thumbs. Fail.

Family hill.