King of the Hill

ding dong,play boy delivery service
*goes inside while alex is distracted*
MY HILL

 

Am not perverted.

*shotguns jack spades and tosses remains of the body in the fire*

Ahhh....the warmth is somewhat relaxing.

MY HILL!

 

*Comes out as a zombie and kills alex*
MY HILL

 

*protected with armor and blows jack away and jack turns to ash*

MY HILL!

 

*Is revived from ash into a ho-oh and blows alex and his armor then burns him*
MY HILL

 

*armor heatens and undamages alex. touches jack's face and burns him. finally, shotguns him to death*

MY HILL!

 

everyone fell asleep
MY HILL

 

Actually it's mine now.

 

... what you don't know is that the hill was a trap, and its made of C4!!!...

*blows up the hill and plants flag in the crater


my hill

 

Pistol whipped gavilatius in the jugular and jacked the hill/crater.
miros
MY HILL

 

i have god mode bee-ach

my hill

*see a big headed old white guy with white hair pointing at me...

"HAX!!!!"

 

well gav is gone
so its
my hill!

 

No...Mine!

 

*k9 didn't read the rules, thus this is now...*

MY HILL!

 

I have no time for rules! I shall sing a melancholic song...to make you fall of the hill so its MY HILL!!! MINE MINE MINE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

k9 became a dog

My Hill!!!

 

Blade became dull, rusty and useless.

MY HILL!!!

 

k9112009 sees the world in only black and white...the racist punk. He is playing the color game and there for has to resign his position of king to miros for being awsome at life and everything else that is grand.
miros
MY HILL

 

That ones fake
*fake hill deflates and turns into a sticky substance that miros is stuck to*

Also...
*sticky substance hardens*

the real hill is right over there...
*goes to the REAL hill*

MY HILL!

 

uses excavater to move the hill to somewhere near me
MY HILL