King of the Hill

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My Hill.

 

No.

My Hill.

 

hmmmmmm my hill?

 

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

My Hill.

 

Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rupees.

My hill!

 

IMA FIRIN MAH TWIN PISTOLZ!!!

My Hill.

 

Why so serious, Corriger?

My hill!

 

[insert ridiculously insensitive comment that makes Sayuri cry and run away]

My Hill.

 

*Apoc reveals that HE IS CORRIGER'S FATHER.

My Hill

 

No... NO! That's not true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[me=Corriger]falls down a shaft.[/me]

 

Indeed it is, since I'm not Sparda.Hey, you did notice that, in DMC3, Vergil wears blue and Dante wears Red, and Sparda, purple, right?Blue+Red=Purple, right?

My Hill.

 

I think that was intentional.

Heck, even before Vergil was... Vergil, Nelo Angelo's armor had a bluish hue to it. And he used blue flames and stuff.

Also...

Our Hill.

 

You've gotta end all with My Hill.Either way, the creator of DMC surely took something outta other people.Like the fact that Super Corrupt Vergil looks like the Joker, and Arkham is the name of a asylum on Batman.

Corriger's and My Hill.

 

*Fires his twin pistols*
*Corri and tyki fall of the hill*
Mwahahahahahahaha now it's MY HILL guys.

 

*Apoc Cerberus Monster outta the Hill.*

My Hill.

 

*Sends out a pack of wild dogs*
Go my minions! Go!
*Dogs chase Tyki off the hill*

He he he he he he my HILL now.

 

*Apoc shoots the dawgs and hands a cookie to Monster, ad he leaves the Hill.*

My Hill.

 

Cookie! nom nom nom nom.
*Brings out a flamethrower and sets tyki alight*
Hahahahaha my hill

 

*Brings out a cookie thrower and kills Monstah.*

My Hill