King of the Hill

-Apoc PAWNS-

My Hill.

 

Queen to Hill5.

PAWN captured. Check.

Mai Hill

 

*emerges from the ground like a zombie because he was already corrupted by the soul edge and then absorbs the hobo soul*

I...need more...souls.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

Hobos don't have souls

("Ain't that gingers?" "Shut up!")

 

Then....I have to......KILL YOU

*slashes the hobo with the soul edge*

My soul hungry....hill

 

Hobos are... Immortal?

("BULLSHIET!" SHUUUUTT UPP!!!)

 

NO!!!

*Kills the hobo again*

My hobo proof, soul hungry hill

 

I'll trade Corriger's soul in exchange for the hill.

My hill.

 

Thanks for the soul but I have to kill you anyways

*the soul edge eats the cookie*

eat well my little soul edge

My hill

 

I transform myself to the uneatable cookie. People have used that too much to get the hill.

My hill.

 

[me=Corriger]shoots the cookie.[/me]

My Hill.

 

Aha i still have the soul that the cookie gave me

*gives the soul to corriger in exchange for the hill*

My diplomaticaly obtained hill

 

[me=Corriger]toys with the soul.[/me]

Heh heh. Fun.

 

Ultimate showdown.

My hill.

 

Prepare hobo guy for my werewulf breath

*Belches a cloud of toxic gas*

Explanation: the werewulf breath is made all the dirt ´n´stuff in Wulf´s teeth

My bad breath hill

 

Lol.

Toilet cake!

My hill.

 

*And so the battle between the Wulf and the hobo started*

I summon WEEGEE. I should put these Weegee proof glasses first. Ok Weegee transform him into another WEEGEE

 

PIIINNGGAAAS! -Doom!-

Weegee and pingas counteract, and everyone but me and wulf dies. GO! BULBASAUR!!!!!!

 

hmmm.....
your hill!

 

Hmm... YOUR HILL!