King of the Hill

*give coo cake*

My hill isn't it?

 

*eats cake*

Your Hill.

 

The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a goody-goody can bleed.

Epic Speech Wipes out all life on the hill.

My hill!

 

Epic Speech gets owned by a thousand Persian arrows that block out the sun.

My Hill.

 

This thread will die... But, I will be the one... the one who will be on the hill... When it does.

My hill. Once and for all. -salute-

 

le F*** U.

*throws a grenade at Hobo*

My Hill.

 

WHAAA? I thought this thread was in the reaches of Hades himself! (or Satan, or... you know what? Your choice.)

Anyways.....

-grenade doesn't blow up yet.- Haha! -picks up grenade, and throws it at Corriger-

-BOOM!-

Meh Hill. Forever. Now DIE POST! DIE!

 

*shifts back to Material Plane*

... My Hill.

 

*give coo breakfast*

My hill

 

Damn you!!!! -takes back post.- Now, I'm going, and when I get back, this post better be at the bottom, and this hill here, better be mine or else.... or else.... Uh.... I will... Y'know what? Nothing. Nothing will happen. But from the goodness of your heart... please? O3O?

 

I have no heart.

No Hill.

*blows up hill with a hidden hydrogen bomb*

 

Disarms bomb and brings in chuck norris, superman, and a jar of...PEANUTBUTTER.

 

Steals the hill because footit didn't say my hill at end of post

 

*Walks on to the hill and claims it*
(Ninten didn't say "My hill" either)

MY HILL!

 

NOOOOO!!!!!!! Heartless people!

Screw that hill....

-Goes to the top of Mt. Everest.- My mountain. Suckers.

 

Sorry Sir Edmund Hilary already has a claim.
Ssyuki "accidentally" falls off the hill into a landmine that blows off her arms and legs and knocks her into a pool of sharks that somehow was placed at the exact position of her landing by some insidious madman.
p.s. Prove I did it hehehahaha...wheeze
My hill

 

I eat your babies.

My Hill

 

*kiss coo*
*ask politely*

MY HILL!

 

*punches Zam*
My Hill..

 

*kick im so fly face hardly*

My Hill!