King of the Hill

Mah Hill! Now... Strategic placement!!! I build a huge fort, and 20 cannons at the roof of the fort, and place 100 snipers there. Then, I make a drawbridge over a convenient moat full of sharks, and have 5 mods guarding it, with the banhammers of justice at the ready. Screw the back.

 

I drop a bomb on it. The bomb is filled with an acid that can corrode steel.

My hill.

 

Team King of the Hill! A bunch of Master Cheifs run around spamming the Spartan Lasers.

Master Cheif's Hill.

 

They're all run over by Warthogs.

My Hill

 

I rob a banhammer of great justice from one of the mods, and start delivering justice to people in the fort.

My hill.

 

The rest of the mods beat you to a pulp for stealing one of their banhammers.

My Hill.

 

Still have the Banhammer~

Attacks and takes the hill.

 

Kratos comes and kills you in the same way he killed Hercules.

Kratos's hill.

 

WHITE GOKU!!!

White Goku's Hill.

 

*to White Goku*

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIEEEE!!!!!

... My hill...

 

FAIL GREEN PICCOLO!

Fail Green Piccolo's Hill.

 

... Screw this.

*the REAL DBZ cast come and own the ever living sh-- out of Fail Green Piccolo*

DBZ's Hill.

 

A bunch of Weeaboos come and annoy, harass, and literally destroy the minds of the DBZ cast.

Sorry to say, but Weeaboo's hill.

 

Weaboos get their neck snapped by real Japanese citizens.

Japan's Hill. World War III will now begin.

 

YESS!
my hil

 

My Hill, since everyone is gone.

 

no, my hill!

 

... Fine. Your Hill.

Just make sure the Necromorphs don't get you.

 

Alan: *protects Zam from Necromorphs* Zam's hill.

 

*give coo and the monster a cake*



my hill isn't it?