King of the Hill

*Rides up the hill on a Venusaur*
My hill!

 

calls on miltank and pwns venasaur
MY HILL

 

Go, Riolu! Riolu uses Close Combat!

My hill.

 

*pushes riolu and sayuri off MY HILL*

 

T^T
*Sits at the bottom of the hill*
Muddy's hill.....

 

*goes down hill and pats sayuri on the back*
nobody's hill

 

*slaps both Sayuri and muddy*

Wimps.

*attempts to fly, then realizes that wings are lacking bones, then simply dissolves into nothing*

Unoccupied.

 

**pats the hill to make sure he's at the hill**

YUSS!!

 

I wail so hard on my guitar that ultrasonic waves dissolve the bones of everyone in a 250 mile radius, My Hill

 

*shifts to Material Plane and rips off Griffandir's wings, then kicks him off the hill*

Unoccupied.

*dissolves into nothing*

 

My wings grow back, then I use them to blow your astral form miles away, My Hill

 

[me=~Fuyuhotaru~]whizz pass Griffandir14 with a broom stick[/me]
not my hill

 

*shifts back to Material Plane, has a slight nosebleed after seeing Fuyuhotaru, and stabs Griffandir with Soul Reaver, blowing him up*

Unoccupied.

*dissolves into nothing*

 

Decides hes bored with all the warring so he go super saiyan and teleports the hill with himself on it to a totally different planet no one knows about.
MY HILL >

 

Gryphons know everything! I kick your SS lv.3 butt off My Hill

 

*walks past hill, playing with food.... which is a soul*

... Hmm? Oh, Griffy's hill.

 

decide that fighting is not the best way to solve things so hides on the hill while everyone fights over it enjoying the shade and cool breeze

 

*sits next to Feral_Wolf*

.... You know, no one else is really trying to claim the hill right now...

 

well ima hide here while everything happens. that way i have the hill without blowing people up with my uber secret special ultimate killer last resort weapon

 

*gets bored with playing with soul and devours it*

Which is...?