King of the Hill

*Dodges cannon ball matrix style*
*Throws spear at yoshi*

 

*winds up mechanical mouse and makes Sayuri chase it*

MY HILL

 

*slams mechanical mouse and so defeats it*
MY HILL

 

*takes Yoshi's motorbike and runs over him with it*

MY HILL

 

I conjure a massive plan starting with the creation of a potion of immortality. After tiring for a number of days and nights unthinkable, I use this potion. Step 3 was to terraform and move to Mars, which would take thousands of years. I ride a rocket to Mars with ample resources to create a space laser destroying all the hills on Earth, but that's when I realize that the hill owner is dead by then.
*world's most epic facepalm* I then move back to Earth and sit comfortably on the throne we all love, called the hill.

 

*picks motorbike back and slams with it*
MY HILL (and it KEEPS mine )

 

I report YoshiFlip to the paradox police because he died over the thousands of years I spent terraforming Mars. He is arrested and is forced to live with the grandmother that was killed by her grandson along with the grandson himself.
MY HILL.

 

...That confused me *pushes dragonmasta off hill*

MY HILL

 

*pushes Fumiko off hill*
Now it's MINE
MY HILL

 

YoshiFlip, how'd you get outta jail?
Yoshiflip - "HURR DURR."
Police capture escaped convict
MY HILL.

 

Stop saying "Hurr durr" *Slaps drago*

My hill nao!

 

Digging
*diggs that deep that it looks like the hill is an castle*
MY HILL

 

@Sayuri - YoshiFlip said it in my story, not me :<
@YoshiFlip - STOP ESCAPING FROM PARADOX JAIL YO.
YoshiFlip - "HE'S ONTO ME.... AGAIN!"
Police come a lock YoshiFlip up again.
MY HILL.

 

dragomaster: I N33D 2 P3E L0LZ!
sayuri: What did you say?
dragomaster: L4WL P33 P33 T1M3!
*Drago goes to the toilet*

MY HILL!

 

*diggs out again*
MY HILL

 

(Actuality)
saw-yoo-ree: I N33D 2 P3E L0LZ!
dragomasta: What did you say?
saw-yoo-ree: L4WL P33 P33 T1M3!
dragomasta: Deja Vu.

*saw-yoo-ree goes to the toilet*

YoshiFlip gets sentenced to death due to his multiple escapes

MY HILL.

 

"Wailing Soul Slash"


my hill

 

Mirror shield defense
My hill!

 

I'm immune to bad luck! *smashes mirror shield*

MY HILL

 

*shoots wif AK*

MAH HILL!