King of the Hill

i go back in time and change how that tazer was made, and when you shoot me with it, it backfires and tazers you.


my hill.

 

I'm the hill' admin, so i ban y'all.
my hill.

 

i hack ur account and downgrade you from admin and put you as the lowest

my hill

 

i recover my position and throw you away from this word.....Adios.
MY HILL.

 

i get my dogs onto you


my hill.

 

I give 'em some meat, so they're distracted.
MY HILL.

 

theyre vegetarian

my hill


(well in real life theyr not but on this they are...)

 

i call Chuck Norris to teach 'em a lesson.
MY HILL.

 

while chuck norris was on the way he thought he was invinsible....

but then when he was close the train he tried coming on derailed..

my hill

 

Neither death defeated Chuck Norris, you shoulda noticed that before.
MY HILL.

 

he got cancer


my hill

 

Heself is own cure.
MY HILL.

 

he forgot who he was dealing to and thought that it was you.



my hill

 

then i use myself:

MY HILL.

 

i delete that last post of yours


MY HILL.

 

I repost 'em all.
MY HILL

 

i download a hack which makes it appear that you said that i can own the hill forever



my hill

 

you made mistake and said that the hill is mine foe life.
MY HILL

 

i edit the error and fix it back up


my hill

 

I reboot the system and take the hill from zero.
MY HILL.