King of the Hill

i don't drink coffee so I'm all good
-sneaks in a poison into the food your eating, you die from being poisoned-
my hill

 

I close your case, so you couldan't finnish it.
MY HILL.

 

I don't have a case, so you couldn't have closed it
MY HILL

 

Then I just give you one, then I close it.
MY HILL

 

i chuck the case at you, with a bomb attached... which then explodes
MY HILL

 

I dogde it, at the same time I catch my "little friend" and kill you.
MY HILL.

 

I get my big friend to destroy your little friend.
miros
MY HILL

 

I use the Para-ray to drew up your energy.
MY HILL!

 

Seriously, a Jonny Quest hardware pop culture reference? My hill for being to high brow...
miros
MY HILL

 

I find out your Name and use it to summon you to my palace in Heck (an actual dimension not a substitute for Hell) and take the hill while you're stuck fighting my supermegaultrakickass demons. My Hill

 

you are busy laughing at his defeat and i come in to get...

MY HILL

 

...But you wasn't the onlyone lookin' for the hill, so I shoot a tranquilizer gun on you, then put you out of my hill.
MY HILL.

 

bride you to give your hill to me

MY HIIL

 

I zap you with an anti bribe zap...thingy... anyways, it's now

MY HILL

 

I use the internet's three ultimate weapons against you; lots and lots of Mudkips to beat you to a pulp, Admins to ban you after you've been beaten, and Dr. Tran to give you a hot di**ing to fulfill the humiliation triad. My Hill

 

I make your own griffon peck you to death, drag you back from the afterlife and kill you again.

MY HILL

 

I use my "little friend"(M-16A2 W/ M-203) and balst you real good, so I eat the rest of that white cat in dinner.
MY HILL

 

kaboom! hethann returns back from his trip to the sun with a high speed rocket which slames and flattened phscarface MY HILL

 

My new avatar, Kevin Ryman grab his Colt-M-1911A1 .45 and blast your head off.MY "FUCKIN" HILL

 

My killer robot of doom (who hates cursing) heard you say the F word. While you get mercilessly beaten I successfully conquer

MY HILL