King of the Hill

i destroy the hill
now its nobody's hill
-buys the deed to land where the hill was-
my land

 

*Takes out an army of unicorns from my back pocket* DIE! Magical unicorns, use Hyper beam *Destroys hill, or any hill that may be there* Time to build a magical wall which kills anything that does anything involving it.
*1 hour later*
Done, now it's time to shoot anyone that comes near me.

 

*licks you'r gun*
my gun

 

(To lick my gun you would need to look at the wall and if you look at the wall you DIE)

 

I had my eyes closed

 

You miss and lick the wall and die anyways.

 

*brings back the hill, which then falls and kills all the magical unicorns that would destroy it if they were alive*
my hill

 

I kick everyone in the head several times and go to bed on My Hill

 

I like you'r brd, my hill.

 

Destroy the defences and reclaim the hill.

MY HILL.

 

err...
PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
USE VOLT TACKLE ON ADMSeraphes
my hill now =P

 

Sorry for this...
*Uses artillery to blast Shyria off the Hill*

MY HILL

 

well...
my pikachu is still there
pikachu use thunderbolt
my hill lol

 

*licks picachu*
my hill

 

-pikachu licks back-
go pikachu lick him to death and take over the hill
my hill

 

Uses Dimensional Rift and warps Pikachu into non-existence.

MY HILL.

 

oh my god...
how could you do that to a pikachu?
you monster
-takes out a bazooka and fires at ADMSeraphes at pointblank range-
my hill now you pikachu killer

 

*licks you'r bazooka*
my hill

 

err...
-takes out a dog and challenges corprlfish in a licking battle-
my dog wins
my hill now

 

*licks you'r dog*
my hill