King of the Hill

Your cheat codes cause the game to crash and to restore order, deletes you to keep stability.My Hill

 

Somebody restored me and made a virus to erase you
My hill

 

I summon Megaman at the last second to restore me, bust the virus and delete you.My Hill.
Now installing 5 heavy turrets, an invisible forcefield and a sword-wielding monkey.

 

Uses a giant magnet that malfunctions your systems and had a copy of myself in reserve to kick you out
My Hill

 

Ends the 'simulation' that scorpio and reborn were in. They wake to the reality that the hill is originally mine.
So, I believe this is in order:
MY HILL

 

I suddenly push you down the hill in reality while you were saying that
My hill

 

Go Pikachu, use Thunderbolt on rebornalone!
Its super-effective!
MY HILL

 

I was touching the ground for it to absorb some of the electricity thus reducing the damage
My hill

 

Too bad it was raining couple minutes ago, now there's a puddle.

MY HILL

 

I asked mudkip to use mud sport to reduce the damage again
My hill

 

Well, I have a mudkip too. Go! Mudkip, use Surf!
Then Pikachu use Thunder!

Super-duper-effective!

MY HILL

 

Groudon has appeared using his ability to make it sunny reducing thunder's accuracy and surf's power
My Hill

 

All the better for my Magmortar, which uses SolarBeam.

MY HILL

 

Your magmortar has no plant attribute so that solar beam has no stab damage against me, and Groudon used solar beam as well to block yours anyways
My hill

 

Sunny day was in effect, also your Groudon has no plant attribute as well, so nullified damage?
hmmm, go zubat use supersonic on Groudon. Then go Swampert use Rainy day then Hydro Pump.
MY HILL

 

As Groudon was hitting himself, I sent the very fast sceptile to use sunny day and immediately use solar beam which was very effective against Swampert, which is a ground/water type. Also there is no move that is called rainy day so it failed.
My Hill

 

Disconnects the link cable that rebornalone and dmac154 are using to play pokemon. Not after recording the battle and showing it to their friends. The two are so upset that they run off the hill to their homes.
In short: MY HILL!

 

A left over zombie clone ate scorpio's brain. my hill.

 

put smashbrosmk hair on fire

MY HILL

 

Summons Neukhia to finish off kukuru.My Hill.