Kill The Ant

And the boy eats him, however I shall not go into detail of what happens when the ant is being digested, but he comes out of the other side... only to get flushed...

 

in the toilet, in the toilet a cockrach tried to eat the ant for dinner but before he could get the ant, a human stepped on the cockroach, (the human is a plumber ^_^) the ant continued to drift to the river and then....

 

since the ant had his fins and snorkel he swam until he met a mutated lava shark of death

 

the mutated lava shark became rocks because we all know what happens to lava when it touches water. the lava shark made the water at a flaming temperature and it pierced through the ant's heat protection and the ant died

 

it turns out that when the ant thinks of dieing it goes back alive but soon it was attacked by a yellow marker!!

 

But the yellow marker was taken away because it had been shoplifted, the cold water dispels the heat, but a lightning storm is brewing.... and we all know what happens next....

 

The ant goes into his house and is safe from the rain and lightning.

But a murderer charges in and stabs the ant!!

 

But luckily 4 the ant a brick falls on the murderer's head making him go unconsius,
so ant goes out of the house and into the streets of new york where he gets squashed by....Santa!!!

 

But santa get runover by a car.Sadly the ant is killed by the same car.

 

but the ant slips into one of the grooves in the car's tire and is thrown safely through the window of a mattress factory, landing on a pile of fabric. Sadly, a disgruntled mattress-maker pours gasoline on all the fabric and lights it on fire.

 

the ant is holding the sorcerors stone(Harry potter)

the ant then falls into one of the machines of the matress factory get's lost and died of starvashin

 

Or that would have happened if he weren't living off of the mould in the machines, turned out the mould was poisonous and well...