Kill The Ant

the ant used telekinetic powers to stop the asteroid from hitting him ,but then it hit the drunk driver's car and it exploded. engulfing everything

 

But before it could die I found it and put it in an ant farm, but there were evil ants there who picked on the ant and drove it to attempt suicide...

 

But it didn't it went to get a fly bomber and bombed them all into oblivion.

But just when those gooflak cannons shot his fly down....

 

down into a lake the ant jump off the fly bomber just over the lake and did a cannon ball into the water.

then a shark came to eat the ant.

 

but the shark died just as it reached the ant because the fresh water of the lake diffused into it and its kidneys overworked. The ant walked off, but a rhyno stepped on it.

 

the rhyno died before it could crush the ant (rhynos are in the endangered species category) because a thorn penetrated it's skin which had caused it to go berserk and hit its head to a large rock and then crushed by it... The ant continued its journey in the desert...

 

He went to the desert because there was a helicopter, so he went on that helicopter and flew away. But then Joe Frank found him...

 

But then Joe Frank was shot by the FBI for evading capture. So the ant was left to traverse the desert, starving and thirsty....

 

But then I, once again came along after my best friend Joe Frank, (WHO DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG, apart from kidnapping an ant) died, so I took him in, fed him and gave him water... and I flooded him for destroying my ant farm...

 

But fortunately the ant clung on to a twig, which guided him safely into the forest.... under the hungry looks of the Kookaburran clan.

 

Who were hungry but not quite hungry enough to eat a half dead ant...

Unfortunately a small herd of ellephant came charging by and crushed the poor ant...

 

the ant then attacked the grim reaper that appeared to take him to hell.

 

The ant was victorious, thus resurrecting him into a dark alley, being chased by cats...

 

quickly hopping away from the cats and it grew wings to fly but accidentally got knocked out by hitting a wall....it woke up with a maid in front of its face with bug spray

 

the ant then bit the maid on the finger and run into a drain pipe.
it started raining, a flood of water run into the drain and.....

 

the ant took out its snorkel and fins (see previous posts lol) and let the water guide her to a beautiful paradise-like place, where a unicorn accidentally stabbed the ant.

 

The unicorn only hit the ant's lava/heat resistant suit (Previous posts)and was not strong enough to pierce through.......but then he was surrounded by a legion of red/fire ants

 

but the legion of fire ants were there to worship him, for his travels are well-known in the insect world. One crazed ant-fan fed the ant a cupcake laced with arsenic...

 

but another crazed ant-fan ate it in his place........but then a praying mantis attacks them wiping out all of them

 

but then a boy comes and is dared to eat the mantis thus saving the ant. then another guy is dared to eat the ant and the ant dies