Kill The Ant

A dolphin headbutts the shark to death, ejecting the ant to nearby land. But it frightens your mum and she hits it with a rolling pin

 

then optimus prime came and fired a laser cannon at it blowing it into dust XD

 

the matrix inside optimus stopped the ant from dying. then the little alien guy from warioware sucked it up and ate it.

 

but then a giant meteor squashed the little alien guy and it made him throw up the ant, then the spaceships on space invader all fell on the ant

 

but God could not let the ant die so he put up a giant force field around him and the spaceships exploded on touch.

 

But God could not hold the force shield forever, and the spaceships fell 10 miles away from the ant. However, radioactive blasters start to fire randomly for miles around, killing the ant.

 

then,suddenly the radioactive blasters lagged and the ant got away but then my ultimate fart that went all over the world melted the ant and all of the other posters to death!

 

but the ant and the other posters had an anti corrosive shield which protected the ant and the posters, but the shield exploded and destroyed the ant but not the posters

 

then goku wished the ant back withe the dragonballs, but accidentally hit him with a Kamehameha wave while sparing.

 

but b4 goku could do that... vegeta came and saved the ant but coincidently dropped him while carrying him to safety

 

but then sailor mercury caught the little ant with her bubbles and put him down, but sailor mars accidentaly burned the little ant

 

but just as sailor mars was doing that, itachi came and protected him with that skeleton thing justu but accidently burned him with amteresu

 

But the ant had a fireproff suit.
Suddenly there is a 7540932750321029384756564738291057032 magnitude earthquake!!!!!!! (Richter scale)

 

another ant saved the ant by saving the ant but the ant that saved the ant accidentally ate the ant

 

but the ant was so disgusting that the ant spit him out then a scientist came and put him back together and brought him back to life with his life-o-ray thingy but the ray was unstable and then the ant exploded

 

the ant was found by the chancey from the pokemon center and was brought back to life, but a vampire came and made short work of the ant

 

the vampire was discusted by the oozey green blood of the ant that he spit the ant out. the ant then transformed into a vampire. then a kid jabbed a toothpick through it.

 

but the toothpick didnt hit the ants heart so it was okay. then vampire slayers came and killed the ant

 

Then some actual vampires came to its rescue and distracted them and they forgot about killing the ant.
A drunk driver accidentally drove off the road and is headed across the ant's path!

 

the ant then moved over to the right and the drunk driver went passed the ant and hit the vampires and the vampire slayers.
then an asteroid came and hit the ant.