Kill The Ant

the stupid ant loves to eat but he was sent to the nearest vet so he was cured out of the overdose. but then he saw a pile of sugar...

 

sadly it started to rain before he had a chance to overdose on sugar. It all dissolved. the ant was beside himself with remorse. he attempted to drown himself.

 

but by the time that he tried to drown himself it filled in the cracks of the sidewalk and couldn't drown

and then a worm came and ate him

 

he then took a lightsaber it had laying around and slashed him in two,

he then had suicidal thought and threw himself of a bridge.

 

but the bridge was too low to kill the ant so he swam around a bit

than he was killed by the blade of the engine of a speedboat

 

but the blade stutter, and the blades stopped movin
but he died from lack of oxygen

 

but he could grab an oxygenmask quickly enough to be killed

but then a huge stone which came from Stonehendge dragged by a huge Eagle but he wasn't strong to hold it and Killed the ant

 

but the ant dove into the water and the stone missed him by an inch but then he was coming near a big waterfall so he fell and died.

man what an adventure this ant is having

 

But it turned out he had a mini surf board so he grabbed that, surfed down the waterfall and lived... until he hit a rock then his surfboard split in 2 and smashedhis head in killing him. 8)

 

but he fell in a medpack with repair drones in it and fix him up

But the medpack exploded due to unknown reasons.

 

but the ant got blown away

but the ant got blown away into lava pit

 

But it was a river, not a lava pit

the ant was eaten by a shark

 

But the shark got sharked and out came the little ant.

The little ant got thrown overboard by the pirates who shraked the shark.

 

but the pirates ship was actually anchored in a pirates pier and the ant fell on the floor but a giant ton of bounty was put on top of him

 

then mario and sonic came along and took the gold coins and rings before they hit the ant, but they trampled over the ant

 

but then Fox come and blasted both sonic and mario with his blaster
but the blaster also hit the ant

 

who used god mode

but his hax stop working

 

But the geek squad came and fixed them

they however crushed him with their Geek Squad volkswagon beetles

 

BUT it evaded the beetle...

until they put reverse, then they killed it

 

but then he fell inside a tiny thin little crack in the bridge so he fell into the water and gets eaten by a shark.