Kill The Ant

but the zombie ant done Kong fu on the bird, then the zombie ants head fell off

 

but it was okay because he was a zombie. then the zombie ant taped its head to its body but the tape had holy water on it.

 

but the temperature was hot enough to immediately evaporate teh holy water before it touched the zombie ant. but then a constipated anteater ate the ant!

 

the ant had a chisel and mallet, it got messy after that... then it snowed and the ant was wet so it froze

 

but the ant was saved by seph

but then somebody stepped on the ant

 

but then they notices the bottom of the shoe had a hole in it

then the ant got pollen on it then a bee at it

 

But then Dec flicked away the bee.

But then a crazy fan tried to hit Ant with a hammer

 

the missed and the hammer broke


the ant got supernova poured on him

 

the ant dies...

 

But is then given a Phoenix Down and resurrected

The ant becomes disillusioned with life and takes to drinking, decreasing its life expectancy dramatically

 

but it gets purged
the ant walks onto a mine field

 

But it's too small and light to activate any mines.

Falls into a pool of acid.

 

but the acid is a hologram
and the ant commits suicide by hangin himself

 

but the rope is actually a moose, so the ant falls safely to the ground. Then said moose squashes the ant.

 

but the said moose was actually a chocolate moose so it fell on the ant and the ant ate it. but then the ant got so full it exploded

 

but the ant's body somehow survived the explosion... but then he ate another chocolate mousseee ^-^

 

Only to expload again from over eating the moussee.

 

Fortunately Jesus was passing by as the ant exploded. He gathered all the pieces of the explodered ant and turned them to wine. A small boy drank the wine and immidiately peed it into a small ant shaped mold, the mold was put into a freezer and when it came out the ant was intact! Unfortunately he was trodden on by a horse. :-\

 

fortunately, the horse was just a pony and the ant rode it on its pony tail. but then he got carried away by the wind

 

-Onto a nice pile of garlic bread. the ant munched his way through the bread and died of garlic overdose.