Kill The Ant

But he had a the snorkel mask and fins and survive, then aliens come and use the disintegration on the ant

 

but the ant is secretely a decoy while the real one is taking out the alien spaceship. he succeeds, but the spaceship is falling to earth with the ant in it!
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The spaceship crashes, the ant dies and is reincarnated as a badger.

The badger gets killed by an alien with a cattle prod.

 

but the badger mutated back into the ant with a new rubber coating

 

the rubber coating was ultra flammable and the ant caught on fire

 

But it rained and the fire was put off.

Homming missiles came towards the ant!

 

the ant scurried to an army tank and hid under it, then the ant got hit by the shrapnel from the blown up tank

 

But another identical ant passed by and jumped over the ant and got hit by the sharpnel.

Then a piano fell from the sky, crushing the ant!

 

but the piano missed the ant by an inch

then come anteater that ate the ant

 

and poopt it out or something xD

 

No way of killing?

Then the ant fell on a hole with spikes on the end :0

 

but all of the spikes were an optical illusion from the sun.

Then a fat angry toddler runs up to the ant and smashes it with his big fat baby fist

 

but before he can lay that punch, his mom took hik in her arms
But then an chicken came and ate the ant

 

But Ness made it in time and batted the chicken to death!

Unfortunately, Giygas ate the ant.

 

Then Vahn from final fantasy came and slayed the Giygas to death

Then Gintama came and used some funky samurai shit to slash the and in half

 

A Necromancer resurrected the ant and is now a zombie ant!

Zombie Ant fell into a pool of holy water and was turned to dust!

 

holy water turned out to be a sprite drink

the zombie ant died of drowning

 

But the sun was so hot the water dried

The Zombie Ant got burnt by the sun

 

but then a bird gave him some shadow

Keep the story ALIVE xD

 

but then the bird thought the an was tasty so it ate the zombie ant